Overheard at Hogwarts || BTS version

CXIII

This is not really an 'overheard at Hogwarts' prompt, but more a random idea that popped into my head.

So remember how in HP3 somewhere at the beginning of the movie they are at the Leaky Cauldron and the cleaning lady knock's on some door and is like 'housekeeping' and then a loud roar is heard and she goes 'I'll come back later...'

I've always found that hilarious. 

I feel like something like that would be great for Yoongi, but then at Hogwarts.

And of course not him being the one making the roar. That would be out of character. He would have his own little guardian, perhaps an enchanted stone bird that screeches when anyone enters the room or tries to wake him up - somehow the screech then not reaching HIS ears, of course. Or his owl/cat that attacks anyone that comes near when he's peacefully asleep. 

Because if one thing is certain...it's that Yoongi needs his sleep. 

And even though everyone knows not to wake him up, experience has shown that he nevertheless needs...precautions.

So...perhaps after the third time Jimin wakes him up in the middle of the night because of a sudden idea for a prank, Yoongi makes sure he has a little guardian near his bed. And the next time someone tries to wake him up, the whole dormitory learns not to come near.