South Park randomness

South Park sexuality headcanons (only a few characters)

Cartman/Eric: He's straight but he's on thin af ice
Stan: Screaming Pansexual energy 💖💛💙
Kenny: he is extremely bisexual
Kyle: stop pretending you like woman, we all know you don't
Butters: He said he's bi-curious in a few episodes but I'm getting BIG unlabeled vibes
Chef: straight
Wendy: Wendy, Idk what you are but you sure as h3ll aren't a cishet