Oh how I missed the good days of 2016, when me and Duo would kiss by the beach and watch movies in bed. But after Duolingo left me for Shrek, my life has been miserable!
Shrek was always a sexy guy with an amazing ass so it was bound to happen.
Today I feel like redemption. I'M GOING TO WIN DUO BACK! And he will call me daddy once again;)
I started to make a plan. Brainstorming, writing and perfecting one and once i had finished the plan i got ready. I put on a corset, high heels and big red lipstick (gotta pucker up;)). I left my sink feeling confident as ever and made my way to Duo's house, ready to take them back!
Once arrived at their house, Shrek was the one to open the door (prick) so i kicked him in his non-existent balls. He bent over and started crying. I did it in amazing style and strutted down to Duolingo's bedroom. I was hot as fuck. I open the door and did a sexy pose. I hear Duolingo gasp. I had gotten their attention. Duo stood up from his bed and slowly waddled over to me, blush forming on their lush green cheeks. After all these years we finally kissed and sparks flew.
'I'm sorry i ever broke up with you..' Duo whispered with a hint of regret
'I'm sorry I let you go' I replied.
As we were kissing Shrek walked in!
'WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MEEE ROOOOMMMM!' Shrek demanded powerfully.
Duo and I looked at each other and said in unison.
'ur mum 😍😍😍😍😋😋😋'
Shrek was offended!
He started squealing in anger.
'GRRRRRRRRR!!!'
Shrek had turned emo and ran out the door..
Me and Duolingo were shocked but to be honest didn't care.
I hear Duo whisper something in my ear...
'You will always be my scrub daddy;)'
YOU ARE READING
my lovely book of shat 😋🥵🥵🥵😍😍
Разноеwhen i have too much free time el o el (completely satire)
