Trouble in the Mafia

~Information~

Hello there folks!

I am.. 1HateKellyOmg!
My old account is iHateKellyOmg but silly old Wattpad didn't let me make a password for that acc so when I got signed out.... I COULDNT GET BACK IN 😀😀😀😀😀😀

SO THIS IS MY NEW ACC
THIS IS 1000000000% MY STORY
I HAVE EDVIDENCE AND PROOF!!😰😰😰
I'M JUST REUPLOADING IT HERE CUZ THE SHOW MUST GO ON! Kellys gotta get her wholesome bath scene.

ahem... so anyway...
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This story is written for the awfully smelly Kelly!!😜
Kelly is my bestie westie festie and this story was
written for her B-DAYYYYY!! EVERYONE SAY
HAPPY 40TH B-DAY KELLYYYY🥳🥳🤪🤪🖕🖕
In this story KELLY will be the main character and
the love interest will be none other than DUN
DUN DUHHHH Vinnie Hacker!!

CAN WE GET SOME CLAP CLAPS IN THE CHAT
FOR SMELLY KELLY'S B-DAY MY HOMIE
DAWGS.

Some story information:
Font - Characters thoughts
Font - Normal
"Font"- Speech
Font - Exaggerated word/sentence
Font - Authors message
[These] - Characters text messages
{These} - Personal message
Three dots in a vertical line means that time has passed.
like:
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This story contains inside jokes, memes and improper grammar ( USUALLY on purpose). Other than that, I did actually try in this story😌😌.

BIRTHDAY MESSAGESSSSSSSSSSSS!

{HEYYYY-HO0000OH, Dear Kelly, you kinda
suck, but you also don't By the way, you are
getting old, are those wrinkles I see? Anyway.
Happy birthday NERDDDDDDDD-kit?

{Happy birthday - pot (wrote by me)}

{happy birthday and I still don't know how am I
still alive - Lisa}

{dearest kellay
happee borthday to u from queeneth elizabetheth
u rlly thought the message ended there? u dare
underestimate me?
innie binnie linnie backer lacker hacker says that
um ur a bum, and he...he in love with me fr yass
queen damn rip to u fr
to get u thru this very depressing message.. listen
to julie and the phat ones, and
1d.
SRY i died forra second cuz um i thought this was
my laptop but uh yeah... (SHE LICKED MY
LAPTOP -ME)- queen elizabeth}

{Today you turn older, your knowledge is greater
than before. Happy birthday, today is a day to let
you know how I am glad to you have met you,
bestie. Sonny, i raise my voice to you and sing a
birthday song,
"happy birthday to you" it goes,
singing as the wind blows. As harsh as it may be, as
harsh as it may get, moving on doesn't mean you
forget about things. It means you have to accept
what happened and continue living. So, happy 1
year closer to death, Sonny. - 💐luv jhai}

{Happy Birthday KELLAY SMELLAY!! 😽😽Geez
ur so old... anyway. I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD
TIME AND GET MANY PRESENTS SO I CAN
STEAL THEM ALL AWAY WHEN WE MEET😎.
YOU'RE A AVERAGE BEST FRIEND 😍🥰and..
wo ai ni my wittle senpai husbando babby.}

without further ado...
Kelly... this one's for you babby gorl;)

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