Unpleasant Thoughts

Bathroom

Imagine you are going to your bathroom, you sit then taking a massive shit. Your dog sees you taking a shit, you two stares at each other. you're trying to get the last shit out of your ass then you  accidentally farted OOPS your dog sniffed your fart then died. you wiped your ars you didn't put your pants on because you forgot. you took your dog to the vet without wearing any pants (HAHA no pants) all of the people there were staring at your undies (they don't care about the dog they paid attention on you because you are so fucking weird going outside without any pants) you talked to one of the staffs to help your DOG. they did not help you so you cried harder you cry ugly lololol then your tears dropped on your dog (you are holding your dog) BOOM he came back to life! all of them were shocked. You yelled, WHAT THE HECK?! you yelled too loud  that everyone at the vet died + your dog (again) now you do not know what to do. You went back home you put on your pants. Someone is knocking at your door. you thought, "Is my mom coming over without telling me?" you stood up and opened the door, YOU see so many police men infront of your door!!! "WTF" you yelled. "You are coming with me young man.." the police man said. "Excuse me?!?! I'm already 69!!!" you said while crying out of frustration. "We don't care how old you are, just come with us!" The police man shouted. They took you to the police station. You sat on the chair and they started asking you questions about what the fuck happended at the vet. They showed you a footage of you walking out of the vet while the people in there was laying on the ground deadass. You explained to the police men that it was not you and that was your twin. First, they didn't believe you obviously but after showing a picture of your twin, they asked you where was your twin. (you liar you don't have a twin ahah that was a lie) you told them you don't know where you twin was. They started searching for your twin, it took 1000000000 years many of the police men already died because old age still they cannot find your twin WHO "did the crime". You watch them struggle finding your "twin". Your dog came back to life again! (haha) YOUR DOG TRANSFORMED INTO A BIG BUFF DOG (CHADDD) AND YOUR DOG HAS LASER EYES (WHOOO) your dog killed everyone until none left. only you and the dog survived and ruled the whole fucking world. THE END