Comedy

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Protecting Richie from Stan:

Richie: I'm a special kinda white guy!

Richie: I self reflected and I wanna be an agent of change!

Richie: So I am gonna use my privilege for the good!

Bev: Very cool!

Ben: Way to go!

Mike: American white guys. You've had the floor for at least four hundred years. So maybe you should just shut the fuck up

Richie: ....

Richie: I'm bored

Richie: I don't wanna do that!

Mike: Man, if I didn't know this was Bo Burnam lyrics I would of slapped your white ass back to Britain

Richie: My family is actually Irish

Mike: okay ginger.

Bev: Hello?!

Mike: okay ginger.

Ben: Winter fire ain't looking too good now

A/N: I'm thinking of putting this fic on ao3 as well

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