A/N: This is set after IT chapter 2 with the cannon divergence that everyone lived and Bill and Mike are in love and doing long distance while Mike travels the states cuz i said so.
P.S: I just think this song is cute and if Mike knew what steven universe was he'd sing it to Bill because i said so. Enjoy!
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IMESSAGE: BILL💗, MIKEY<3
Mike: A woman died at the hotel I was going to💀
Mike: Not going there anymore.
Bill: Michael.
Mike: Yes?
Bill: why did you use the skull emoji in that sentence..
Mike: Because someone died?
Bill: That is not the proper way to use that emoji
Mike: What other context would it make sense to use a skull?
Bill: if someone said something really funny
Mike: That doesn't make sense.
Bill: you don't make sense
Mike: I'm not the one saying a dead person emoji indicates laughing.
Bill: okay well you text like you're 40
Mike: I am 40.
Bill: exactly
Mike: What?
Bill: 👽
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IMESSAGE: L🅾️SERS WITH A B -bill
Richie: who's going to any of my shows??
Ben: Bev and I will be at your L.A one!
Eddie: I'll be on the tour bus with you sooo
Stan: There's one in our city so Patty and I will be there
Mike: There's one in Louisville tomorrow, right? I'll be there in a few hours and stay at a motel tonight. Free ticket required👽
Bill: mike what are you doing using the alien emoji
Mike: You said to stop texting like I'm 40!
Richie: 😮🍿
Bill: now it's like you're trying to text normal. too forced🤭
Mike: I'll get there eventually!
Richie: I have sent you a ticket homeschool👾
Mike: Okay that doesn't even make sense.
Mike: How do any of these emojis make sense in the context your using them?!
Eddie: they dont.
Richie: that's why it's funny
Eddie: no I agree with Mike. it doesn't make sense.
Bill: you are guys are just old
Eddie: you're older than me???
Bill: am i though?
Eddie: yes.
Bill: Agree to disagree 🤭
Eddie: that is not something we can agree to disagree on.
Bill: ☹️
Richie: eddie you made bill sad!
Eddie: bye.
Bill: 😁
Eddie: seriously.
Bev: me, personally, i would not let that slide🥱
Mike: This conversation keeps getting more and more confusing.
Richie: 🤪🤪🤪
Bill: 😍😍😍
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IMESSAGE: BILL💗, MIKEY<3
Bill: haelp
Bill: haelp
Bill: lord have mercy on my soul
Bill: call an ambulance! call an ambulance!
Bill: but not for me😏
Mike: ...
Mike: What?
Bill: AHH!
Bill: STOPP! I COULDA
DROPPED MY CROISSANT!😰
Mike: What are you saying right now.
Bill: I wanna be a cowwwboy babyy🤠
Mike: Are you trying to insult me or..?
Bill: uh☝🏾 that is NOT correct💅
Mike: Stop it. Get some help.
Bill: EHERE DID YOU LEANE THAG?
Mike: English please.
Bill: WHERE
Bill: DID
Bill: YOU
Bill: LEARN
Bill: THAT
Mike: Bev taught me! I'm woke with the times now😎
Bill: The fact that you said that means you're most definitely not.
Mike: I'm trying okay!
Bill: The fact that you're really trying to understand at least a fraction of the things I say is really cute
Mike: :]
A/N: You're all gay. Goodnight.
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