(Y/N): Why is the S or the C silent in scent?
Danny: Do you think sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land?
Haruto: If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?
Miguel: What does water taste like?
(Y/N): Bro why are babies in the womb for 9 months but ain't 9 months old when they're born?
Everyone that's not these four
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Timeline highschool
(Y/N): Hey Natalie.
Clockwork: Yeah?
(Y/N): Wanna go get something to eat?
Clockwork: Sure.
We then see the two at restuarant.
The waiter then goes to the table and looks at (Y/N).
The waiter presses his pen on his notepad.
Waiter: SO DO YOU WANT BEEF!
(Y/N): YEAH I WANT BEEF, WHY YOU GOT BEEF!?
Waiter: YEAH WE GOT BEEF WHY YOU WANT BEEF?
(Y/N): YEA I WANT BEEF!
Waiter: IF YOU WANT BEEF THEN WE GOT BEEF!
(Y/N): IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN TRY ME!
Waiter: ALRIGHT THEN- so that will be one beef stew?
(Y/N): Actually no give me more time to look over the menu.
Waiter: So no beef stew?
(Y/N): No beef stew.
Waiter: No beef stew.
(Y/N): No beef stew.
Waiter: No beef stew.
The waiter then looks at Clockwork who is just looking at (Y/N) with a what the fuck face.
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Timeline after highschool
Harrison: Did you know that Lucifer is a girl?
(Y/N): Lucifer the king of hell?
Harrison: She's actually the queen of hell history fucked up genders for male's to be surpreme.
(Y/N): That's actually interesting.
Miguel: This better not turn religious we can't handle a twitter religion war.
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Slenda: So let me get this straight. That boy is your king.
We see (Y/N) banging his head on the wall in irritation.
Harrison: Yes.
Slenda: How the fu-
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Akihiro is seen drinking something.
Harrison: Sir are you drinking vodka?
Akihiro: No.
Harrison: Beer?
Akihiro: No.
Harrison: What are you drinking?
Akihiro smiles as he drinks more vinegar.
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Harrison: Here's the strength of everyone you know and the biggest threats
Akihiro, Lucifer, Isumi (aka: God)
Slenda, Zalga, Harrison, Haruto 3rd division general.
Danny, Judge angels,
Hoddie, Masky, Clockwork, (Y/N)
Sally
Regular soliders
Haruto: So yeah your still really weak.
(Y/N): Well fuck you.
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Female Creepypasta x Male reader
HorrorA detective with weird history and even weirder friends encounter a lot of stuff.
