My Barking Cat

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One time my mortal dad came into my house with his friend and his friend's clearly tipsy fiancé. My dog came running up to her, barking loudly. She said "Aw! You have a cat?"
My sarcasm exploded before I thought it through so I said "Yes, I have a barking cat."

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