Problems of a Teenage Demigod

Shopping in Public

One time, at Sports Authority, I was buying a gator shirt.  The cashier told me that he liked my shirt and that it would be even better if I had the hat to go with it.  I was thinking "Is this guy for real?  Is he trying to get me to get a gator hat too?"

Then, I looked down at my shirt to see that I was wearing my Camp Half-Blood shirt and it all made sense.