Our "Totally Not Wierd" Life

Love/Hate of Long Locks

What's up you guis Lexeh here.

So I was randomly running my fingers through my hair and A BAZILLION TANGLES ARE IN IT. So you know what I do instead of brushing my EXTREMELY LONG locks of hair?

I MAKE CHAPTERS COMPLAINING ABOUT IT.

So, you wouldn't understand unless you had long hair like me and other girls in this world. No extensions,

JUST REAL HAIR.

So there's PROS and CONS about having long hair.

PROS (Lol Very Short):

1) YOU CAN BECOME THE NEW RAPUNZEL. Okay, need a quick costume for a party? Put on a dress, some heels or flats, brush that hair down and BOOM. Rapunzel.

2) SO MANY HAIRSTYLES. (No Caywah, not Harry Styles) So, if you have boodiful long locks, you can basically do ANTHING with your hair. Braid it, fish tail, make a bow out of your hair, DO THE ELSA HAIR STYLE. So many hairstyles you could do yet so little time... (FOR THE LAST TIME CAYWAH NOT HARRY STYLES!!!)

3) Keeps Children Busy. Babysitting and have nothing for the kids to do? HAIR. They'll sit there for HOURS trying new hairstyles out on your hair. Plus, you could find a new hair dew.

CONS (Yes, there will be extreme ranting):

1) TAMING. If you have long hair and it gets frizzy then you know what I mean. You brush, and you brush, and you brush, but yet, your hair still feels like you never brushed it. And five minutes later, your hair turns into a FRIZZY MESS AGAIN. IT'S SO BIPOLAR!!!

2) People. So imagine walking around and all of a sudden, a random stranger comes up to you saying "Oh my gosh you have pretty, long hair!" Like... BRO. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE? GOSH.

3) Bath tubs. SO MUCH HAIR IN THE DANG DRAIN HOW MUCH HAIR CAN I LOSE?!?!?!?!?

4) Hair in le foodz. I HATE MY HAIR IN MY FOOD. I pull my hair up yet ONE, that one meanie strand of hair, decides to YOLO it and get into my food. -.-

5) Sitting on it. So, you're sitting down, then all of a sudden your hair feels like it's getting pulled. YOU'RE SITTING ON IT. And also, people tend to accidentally put their arm on your hair making it PULL your hair, making your head hurt.

6) HOT WEATHER. IT'S SO HOT OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD FEELS LIKE AN OVEN. Your hair is also long so you feel VERY irritated ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR HAIR IS A DARK COLOR AND IT ABSORBS MORE HEAT.

Well that's all my ranting about my long locks of hair.

I just realized something...

Girls with long hair tend to complain about their hair, yet they don't cut it cuz they like it so much... (AKA Mwah.)

Now if will excuse me, I need to go tame this beast.

Lexeh