Story time (again)

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My dinners are NEVER basic. That's how i'll start this. Tonight some how me, my mom, and dad got on the topic of ✨penises✨. My dad said "You can tell how long it is by looking at their thumbs." That's where it started to go wrong. I was grossed out and was like how tf did my life come to this. Then my mom said that you can tell by shoe size and I kid you not, she said "Your dad has a small foot."

My mom then said, "When a guy asks you to prom, ask to see their thumb and foot then give your answer." So I'll be taking the night off after this experience😀

(Then I was told my brother also has small feet. lol)

On a different note, the next chapter is taking a while cause I have some writers block and don't really know what to write. Also if you have any Bakutodo books that you would like to share, please do lol🫶

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