God X Satan

the ending

God: “your piss kink is getting out of hand ” God said to Satan
Satan: “oh? How so??”
God: “every time we go out and you go to the bathroom, I always see you staring at other people's piss. Every time someone mentions they need to use the bathroom you follow them. It's fucking weird. ”
Satan: “oh? That's interesting. ”
God: “we're getting divorced. ”
Satan: “okay 🙂”

They then parted ways

And God got to keep the shit jar, Jesus, the cat and heaven.

Satan got to keep the cat litter, hell and a monster drink.