The unexplainable mess of stories with Alden and Clorissa

Freaking Fast Food.

"What on earth?!?"

Michelle looked up from her microscope in absolute confusion.

"This can't be right.. Jason come look at this!" She called to a tall man across the room.

"What's wrong Mic?"

"The cells. They're all wrong. There isn't anything like this I've ever seen."

Jason galloped over to look at the sample in question.

According to the label on the Petri dish, the contents were McDonald's chicken nuggets, called under question after several thousand Americans became deathly sick of them.

To the naked eye, the nuggets seem completely harmless. It's just chicken right? But for some reason it was effecting people. And that meant it HAD to get tested by the FDA.

Jason stood up from the microscope, rubbed his eyes, and looked back through it again.

Michelle sighed. "Do you see what I mean?"

"Mic this isn't normal. We need to call cooperate immediately."

~~~~~~~TWO DAYS LATER~~~~~~

It had been 48 hours. 48 hours since they discovered the---- the thing.

After calling in their findings, it was determined that the thing that was most defiantly NOT A chicken nugget.

It was alien.

The FDA called the FBI, who called the CSI, who called the president.

Americans had been eating literal aliens for months, possibly years.

Michelle and Jason were quickly cast aside as if they nothing, and after 48 continuous hours it grated their nerves.

"I feel like we should do something!"

"I know Jason. But McDonald's is already shut down. And nobody wants OUR help." She scoffed

Little did they know, every single fast food chain in America was effected. Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's, Arby's, Taco Bell. None were safe.

By eating what they did, the Aliens were able to take over the humans bodies and minds.

Now. I could say they used Michelle and Jason's help. I could say they saved the world.

However that's not the case.

America was slowly taken over by aliens.

The end. Bc aliens