Shakespearean Insults

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Again just fooling around on the old internets...

"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."

Thou art as loathsome as a toad.

Thou art unfit for any place but Hell.

Thine face is not worth sunburning.

Detested parasites.

The tartness of his face sours grapes.

Bolting-hutch of beastliness.

Thou smell of mountain goat.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

Out of my sight thou dost infect my eyes.

Hide not thy poison with such sugar'd words.

Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours.

As dull as night.

"Beauty starv'd with severity cuts beauty off from all posterity." Romeo and Juliet

You Canker blossom!

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