Oh the places I insert Norman Reedus!
Every time I listen to these songs I sub Norman...
My Band by Eminem/D12
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fucking problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up, ladies? My name's Norman Reedus,
I'm the star of The Walking Dead baby"
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's him!"
"I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock"
"Please Norman please let me suck your cock"
Famous People by Brad Paisley
I've been thinking about doing some acting some day
If I ever do make it out to L.A. can I give you a shout
Maybe crash on your couch
If you hear of any roles that are floating around
That would put me and Norman Reedus makin' out in a steamy love scene
Well, I'd work pretty cheap
If the phones are down just ask around you'll get a hold of me
'Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country
Man I'm serious about that Norman Reedus thing. I would work for free.
I'd Live To Lay You Down by Conway Twitty
"When a whole lot of Decembers
Are showin' in your face
Your auburn hair has faded
And silver takes it's place
You'll be just as lovely
And I'll still be around
And if I can I know that
I'd still love to lay you down
Lay you down and softly whisper
Pretty love words in your ear
Lay you down and tell you all the things
My Norman loves to hear
I'll let you know how much it means
Just havin' you around
Oh, darlin', how I love to lay you down"
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Random Shyte
RandomThis is just going to be random stuff I've done, like quizzes and notes from Facebook, that I thought were cool. Feel free to take them and make your own. Just thought I'd share some stuff. I'm suffering from writer's block on my other stories so...
