Warning: this part contains the following: severe vulgar language, nondescript nudity, adult themes, adult humor, homosexuality
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gerald.wave:
HAHAHAAHAH SUCK IT SHARON I TOOK A NAP I COULD STAT UP ALL NIGHT EXcept that I'm sick and v v tired can someone PLZ tuck me in and tell me a story I wanna princess tale
caroline.mimi.choline:
Hey, @gerald.wave do you still want a princess story
gerald.wave:
Hell yeah
caroline.mimi.choline:
So once upon a time
caroline.mimi.choline:
There lived a princess...
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She had warm brown eyes and long wavy brown hair tied up in a knot. One day, the princess was walking...
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maeve.reilly:
In a lesbian
gerald.wave:
MAEVE SHUT UP CAROLINE BAS THE TALKING STICK
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...in the east woods. She was panting and sweating, because she had just run a long way. A mile. The princess had a beautiful pink dress, but now, it was ripped and torn because of the thorns that had scratched at her dress while she ran.
The princess stopped. She paused.
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whoisemilyanyway:
a lesbian appeared
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There was some rustling in the leaves.
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caroline.mimi.choline:
Pause the story: what is this rated
gerald.wave:
R
gerald.wave:
I'm a grown adult
gerald.wave:
Yes hello I taxes
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Someone stepped out. The princess dropped the pointy stick she had been holding for protection that she had ripped off the nearby tree.
"Motherfuckin tomatoes!" the princess yelled.
The princess's handmaiden bowed. "I'm sorry to have startled you princess."
"You better fucking be because I thought you were gonna kill me!" the princess screamed, flailing her arms for emphasis.
The handmaiden only bowed.
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gerald.wave:
This princess is me she swears s o m u c h
whoisemilyanyway:
^
gerald.wave:
Is the handmaiden Nora bc they're putting up with the princess's shit v well
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The handmaiden's short red hair rustled in the wind.
The princess jumped. "They're coming for me!" the princess cried. The princess turned, her bare feet sliding in the mud.
YOU ARE READING
The Ring of Dragons
FantasyIt all started with a simple request: a princess story… After the death of her mother and a series of unforgiving events, the teenage princess is fleeing her palace. She runs through the east woods meeting a whole cast of characters: the reader who'...
