Alucard: Hey Miya!
Miya: Huh?
Alucard: wanna hear an awesome pick up line
Miya: if it's about burgers then no-
Alucard: no it's not
Miya: alright then let's hear it
Alucard: Your body is 70 percent water… and I'm thirsty.
Miya was red as a tomato
Miya: ...
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Granger: dude what the hell happened to your nose and why the hell is their a bow on your shoulder
Fanny: BAHAHAH-
Silvana: did one of the demons attack you Alucard?
Harith: is he okay?
Tigreal: I'll go get some healers
Alucard with a bloody broken nose and several bows on his body: Nope I'm fine.