Pick up line

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Alucard: Hey Miya!

Miya: Huh?

Alucard: wanna hear an awesome pick up line

Miya: if it's about burgers then no-

Alucard: no it's not

Miya: alright then let's hear it

Alucard: Your body is 70 percent water… and I'm thirsty.

Miya was red as a tomato

Miya: ...

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Granger: dude what the hell happened to your nose and why the hell is their a bow on your shoulder

Fanny: BAHAHAH-

Silvana: did one of the demons attack you Alucard?

Harith: is he okay?

Tigreal: I'll go get some healers

Alucard with a bloody broken nose and several bows on his body: Nope I'm fine.

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