Uppermoons Groupchat

muzan and gyutaro get married

micheal jackson (muzan): my dog stepped on a bee

tax evader (gyutaro): *starts singing irl* puci clean puci tai puci fresh

cringe catboy (kaigaku): dude the fuck was that

tax evader (gyutaro): your mom

cringe catboy (kaigaku): not cool

onlyfans (daki): anyways kaigaku, what did the parrot taste like?

micheal jackson (muzan): yes, i'm also wondering, does it taste the same as chicken?

cringe catboy (kaigaku): I took one leg and buried it in the yard

cringe catboy (kaigaku): but it tastes like chicken, only tougher

tax evader (gyutaro): i'm not surprised

tax evader (gyutaro): anyways muzan will you marry me?

micheal jackson (muzan): of course not

tax evader (gyutaro): i can't believe you said yes

micheal jackson (muzan): i'm lagging so bad anyways i will marry you if you follow a few rules. one - if you wanna buy me something and i'm saying "no" then don't take it as a "no" also sometimes "no" means "yes" so don't you dare fuck up

tax evader (gyutaro): nevermind

onlyfans (daki): yall are so cute

tax evader (gyutaro): oh wait, are we officially together

micheal jackson (muzan): i mean, yes why not, you like me, i like you, so yes anyways i'm in my female form rn and i feel like i'm on my period plus i hope my stupid neighbor Barnold will fall out of the window just like kaigaku's hamster did and i'm hungry so i'll order some food but we all know that if i'll order, then i'll call yall over and-

onlyfans (daki): SHUT YOUR ASS UP

onlyfans (daki): finally

micheal jackson (muzan): listen to me, underdeveloped bitch, i know where you live and i will find you, i will torture you and then i will put you in the microwave, you better not test my patience, gyutaro already fell out of my window once

ok hi guys, im gonna be super active on this book, there isnt a schedule yet tho, super hyped about this book. cya in the next chapter