Good evening/morning/afternoon/whatever. Have some nsfw bakusquad crack.
They're playing games or something on discord vc when:
Pikachu: Ok, squad physical dick size, largest to smallest-
*laughter*
KingExplosionMurder: The fuck do you mean "physical dick size?" What other kind is there?
Pikachu: There's physical dick size, and then there's the dick size energy you give off at a given moment.
BassBaddie: Why can you sound professional when explaining this but you have to use memes when explaining your assignments in class-
Pikachu: Anyway, let's get back to the main assignment! Dick size! Biggest to smallest! Go!
Spider-Tape: Kiri, me, Bakugou and Ashido are tied, Kami, then Jiro.
*Mina and Denki cracking up*
BassBaddie: Why are Mina and I on the list?
AcidHoe: He's counting our clits.
BassBaddie: Why are you so high up then?
*...*
RedTheRockRiot: Have you not seen hers?
BassBaddie: No????? What kind of lesbian do you take me for?!
*laughter*
AcidHoe: Ah, that's right, I haven't fucked you yet.~
BassBaddie: *WJAVSHDJFF* EXCUSE ME???
*Denki, Hanta, and Eijiro cackling*
KingExplosionMurder: Bigger question, why the fuck are we tied? I'm obviously bigger-
AcidHoe: BITCH- ain't no way!
Spider-Tape: That delegation was purely because I can't remember who's bigger.
BassBaddie: I still have no context. Mina, can you explain?
AcidHoe: One sec...'kay, look at the picture I sent you.
BassBaddie: Wh- *sighs in gay panic* fine...............
*...*
RedTheRockRiot: ...Kyoka?
BassBaddie: ...oh.
*laughter*
AcidHoe: Like what you see?~
*more laughter*
RedTheRockRiot: *wheezing* I CANT FUCKIN BREATHE-
Pikachu: KYOKA.EXE HAS CRASHED *cackling*
KingExplosionMurder: Can we get back to the subject of how my dick is bigger than Raccoon Eyes's tentaclit?
AcidHoe: Nah, cause my tentaclit is bigger than your dick. Whip out a ruler if you think I'm wrong, bitch!
KingExplosionMurder: I ain't getting hard for this shit!
*Kiri dying in the distance.*
Spider-Tape: Y'all better chill. Ei's finna leave us behind if he keeps laughing.
KingExplosionMurder: I can hear my own boyfriend's demise, thank you. 'Sides, if anyone's gonna kill him it's me. *ping* The fuck?
Pikachu: What?
AcidHoe: I sent him a picture of me measuring my clit.
*laughter*
KingExplosionMurder: Oh it's on, bitch. Let me find mine.
Spider-Tape: Let's take some time to check in with our local DJ. You there, amiga?
BassBaddie: *Windows boot up sound effect*
*laughter*
Pikachu: WHAT THE FUCK- IS THAT YOUR SOUND BOARD?!
BassBaddie: *Snoop Dogg "YEEAAAH"*
*laughter intensifies*
RedTheRockRiot: *distant scream* STAAAHHHP!!! *crashing sounds*
*laughter intensifies again*
Spider-Tape: I believe that was the sound of our dear shark boy falling out of his chair and tossing his headset.
KingExplosionMurder: Found it!
Pikachu: *catching his breath* What's the verdict, chief?
KingExplosionMurder: ...GODDAMMIT-🔇
*laughter starts back up*
AcidHoe: Aaaand that's the sound of him having a smaller dick than me. Kyoka, honey, do you have some applause?
BassBaddie: *audience applause sounds*
AcidHoe: Ah, yes, thank you! Thank you! I'd like to thank the academy, my mom, and of course, my six and a half inch tentaclit!
RedTheRockRiot: *climbing back into his chair, caught his breath* I'm back, what did I miss?
KingExplosionMurder: *unmutes* Yours may be longer by a quarter fucking inch but MINE is prettier!
AcidHoe: *long gasp* Ex-fucking-scuse me?!
RedTheRockRiot: Ah, so this is what I missed.
KingExplosionMurder: Shitty Hair, tell her my dick is prettier!
AcidHoe: Eiji, honey, tell him mine's prettier.
RedTheRockRiot: I came back at the wrong time.
*laughter*
RedTheRockRiot: Guys please don't make me choose between my boyfriend and best friend's dicks.
KingExplosionMurder: What choice is there to make?! I'm your boyfriend! You're stuck with this dick forever!
Pikachu: *AISBDUDOEJSCWHDIID*
Spider-Tape: Was that...was that a proposal, hombre?
KingExplosionMurder: ...*leaves*
*laughter*
RedTheRockRiot: Y'all, we may or may not be back but Imma bounce, I got a fiancé to smooch. *leaves*
Spider-Tape: Well, does that answer your question, Denks?
Pikachu: Dude, that was better than anything I expected to come from that!
Spider-Tape: Even though you have the second smallest dick?
Pikachu: Alright-
Yeah that's all I've got.
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