Class A - BNHA Headcannons and Concepts

🦈Concept 3 - Professionalism💥

I shared this one with my friend and she likes it so I thought I'd share with you guys.

So, high school teacher au. Bakugou is a math teacher and Kirishima is a gym teacher. They're married. They live together. They hyphened their names. The whole shebang.
However, when at work, they go by their original last names, or 'Coach Riot' for Kirishima, and they keep the couple-y stuff on the down low.
For a couple of reasons.
One, it's easier and faster to say 'Mr. Bakugou' or 'Mr. Kirishima', rather than 'Mr. Bakugou-Kirishima'.
Two, they have to be professional. Sure, on their breaks, before school starts, or after hours they'll banter like the couple they are, and maybe give each other a lil kiss to start their day. But during school, the most they'll do is wave and say hello if they pass in the hallway, or sometimes even make comments to each other as if they were best friends. Well, they were/are, so it doesn't really catch anyone's attention.
Three, because they want the kids to focus on their lessons and not the fact that the angry math teacher and the smiley coach are a gay married couple. They don't need constant talk and questions about that from the smelly adolescents. It's annoying as hell.

However...

It's pretty damn hilarious if/when they DO find out.
Some kids will have conspiracy theories. The more snoopy- er *ahem* ~observant~ of the students may or may not notice the two of them walking to the same car after hours, or walking in together, or always taking their breaks together. The brave ones will be sn- observant enough to see that the coach is the only one who can make Mr. Bakugou smile or laugh. Sometimes students will even notice a pattern where, occasionally, one of them will come in wearing a high necked shirt or jacket (or Mr. Bakugou will even be wearing a tie for once), and both of them will have this sort of glow about them. And as the kids see these patterns, rumors start going around a class or two, and one of three things happen.
One, they just automatically assume they're married or dating or fuck buddies or something and leave it alone.
Two, they ignore it because they want to focus on their grades and stuff, or there's a new interesting rumor about how a VSCO girl and an E-Boy hooked up at the rich kid's party or something.
Or, three, the dumb kids are brave, or stupid enough to ask the two teachers in question.

For example, one time Mr. Bakugou came in a little later than normal, and he appeared to be tired, he was wearing a turtleneck, and he had a limp. As he passed Mr. Kirishima, the coach was confident enough to say:
"Hey Mr. Bakugou! What did you do to your leg?" Bakugou made the excuse that it was a sprain or something, and Kirishima tries his best to hide the smirk on his face while "offering to give him tips on preventing strains." Word of the scène got around and eventually all their students were thinking was "did they fuck?"

Now, remember those three outcomes up there? Well, the third one is pretty rare, for two reasons.
One, the kids don't want to bother Mr. Kirishima with this stuff because he's so nice and the entire mass of students agrees that he should be protected at all costs.
And two, the kids are TERRIFIED of Mr. Bakugou.
He doesn't beat any kids up. He's just loud and strict and scary.

However...there's always that one dumbass who forgets that he has stuff to live for.
And that day, that dumbass had the balls to say:
"Hey Sensei, did you and Coach Riot bang last night or something?" The whole class goes silent. Faces turn pale and pink, many students look at the idiot like he just signed his own death note, and worst of all, Mr. Bakugou stopped writing on the board mid-equation to process what his student just said. It was in this silence, the idiot realized what he had said and slumps down in his seat, silently praying for mercy as Bakugou capped his marker and set it down. Everyone's blood ran cold as he turned around.
"What my husband and I do in the comforts of our own home, and under our sheets, is none of your concern."

Everyone's jaw drops, and a smirk grows on his face. One brave soul says:
"You and coach...are married?" Bakugou holds back a chuckle and tugs down the collar of his turtleneck, making more kids blush at the sight of the array of hickeys on the teacher's neck. He tugs out a gold chain, hanging from which are his engagement ring and his wedding band.
"Yes. We are." He stuffs the rings back into his shirt and fixes his collar. "Let's get questions out of the way now so we can continue with the lesson. Raise your hand, you only get one question, go."

"How long have you been together?"
"Together, almost 15. Married, almost eight. Next."

"Where did you guys meet?"
"High school. Next."

"Kids?"
"One toddler, expecting our second in January. Next."

The questions go on for about five minutes, which consists of Bakugou explaining why they aren't all lovey-dovey at school, and then telling them not to tell anyone else so they don't ruin the surprise for other students. He continues the lesson, and none of the students speak of it until after they graduate.

But after that, they can't make direct eye contact with either of the teachers for a week.