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Lloyd: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Cole: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Lloyd: Won't people think it's weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Cole: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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Kai: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Nya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Jay, deer!"
Kai: ...And what did Jay do?
Nya: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes | Book #1
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