Tammy Slaton x Jonathan Davis

sofa

Tammy pov:
  I feel a vibrating coming from my arse so I dig in there fish out my phone. Amy is calling me oh shit i completely forgot I bailed and been gone for like 12 hours.
"Yes Amy."
"Tammy where butter cakes have you been you gave me a damn heart attack!"
"I-i'm SORRY jeEZ I m-m-met a new guy."
"Oh god no is this jerry 2.0 mother fucker was married."
"EXCUSE ME IM OVER JERRY h-he's different uwu."
I forgot Johnny Davey was here but I see him looking at me with very judgmental face so I kick him in the eye.
"Lordy I pray big ol Buddha for you well call me if get you get killed bye."Amy said
"Bye.."
Before Amy hangs up she's rips the meanest fart ever in history it was so toxic the smell is pouring out the phone. In disbelief I throw my phone out window. Traumatized I watch Jon put on ripped skinny jeans and wife beater tank and start cooking up some pancakes.
Jonathan Davis POV:
  That fart was brutal I considered to end it all right then there. Putting on some clothes on I begin making pancakes. Which are going to be mickey mouse pancakes because that's only way I'll consume them rawr.
I get a text from two my exes and my hearts start to pump. One said hey kitten and other said my cat has drug addiction. Looking over at my plump queen my attraction to her starts to fade after seeing these texts. I know she's not gonna leave but.. i'll think about later. I turn on My little pony ,Princess luna on the screen sparks my day shes my idol I live for her. Tammy starts shake her fat rolls make room quiver.
"Is that Princess Luna I LOVE HER!"
" I do to mmrawr nobody understands her"
"Yeah i think same way"
Tammy blushes
Now I want to marry her I ignore my sexy exes texts and go back to cooking. I made mickey mouse pancakes with eggs and bacon for us putting them on plates. Tammy's plate is actually a toilet seat because she's a growing girl and needs a lot food.
"Here's breakfast my lil piggy"
She's looks up at me with look of soul consummation super hot.
"Thanks i'm starving"
She's sallows the whole thing even the plate, and my food which I could care less because i'm on a diet to lose this muffin top.
After breakfast we sit on the sofa together and watch I Carly I look down and see Tammy's grubs. I cant help myself and start to suck on her round meaty toes.
"Jonathan what the fuck are you doing?!uwu"
"*sucking nosies*"
Tammy POV:
This toe sucking goes on for about three minutes and half until I drop kick him away.
"Ow mmrawr why do that I know you liked it"
"Bro it's my god damn toe chill down"
"No one can stop me tonight prepare for a korny night a baby girl"
I get up run well (not really) into the bathroom and lock it. Ok now i'm regretting saying he was different this dude is wack  but....i'm kinda into it.
After 10 minutes I open door to see jon nowhere all is left  is a note. it says "Off to buy goldfish and bras we ran out love" bye~Jonathan Davis
Well now i'm all by myself in this random dude hotel we'll this is wonderful. I sit down on the bed trying to get comfy. I get into my happy place and doze off. A sudden thing engulfs my attention, I open my eyes to see Johnny Davey sitting on me smirking.
"You were asleep for like 5 hours I tried everything get you up. I even farted on your pillow so you would get pinkeye ,because I don't want you seeing anyone else but me mmrawr"
Two words hit me harder than anything I was asleep for 5 hours I missed 5 hours precious eating. I nervously glance around seeing zero food items except. The man sitting on me so I inhale him in my mouth.
"Tammy baby don't eat me you silly goose"
to be continued....