You curled up in a ball on your couch, watching your T.V. You reached into a Lays potato chip bag and munched on your chips. Your phone rang causing you to groan as you moved from your comfortable position and answered. "Whoever you are you better have a good reason for calling me you damn bitch" you growled menacingly.
There was a pause then a voice answered. "Aw, (Y/N), what's wrong? wake up on the wrong side of the bed" the voice said playfully. "Oh you what do you want?" you grumbled. "Umm are you okay?" he asked
"No, I'm not okay your never there for me" you sobbed. "W-What!" he stuttered, "DO you even KNOW how horrible it is it's like a FLOWING RED NIAGARA FALLS!" you shouted.
He sighed "is this the time of the month females have?" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?" you screamed. "Zelda told me." "Can you come over?" you asked suddenly cheerful. "why?" "because." He waited for you to finish. "There might be zombies" you suddenly heard a smack which was probably Link face palming. "Fine." "You also have to do me chores." you said. "Don't push it"
...... D0ES ANY0NE ELSE GET PARIN0ID AB0UT Z0MBIES WHEN THEY ARE 0N THEIR PERI0D 0R IS THAT JUST ME???
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Legend of Zelda X readers
FanfictionA bunch of (male or female) character one-shots (if requested it can be a two part) I own nothing but the plot.
