Continuing from Chapter 1 where Jake and Drew do smth sussy (also there are only 2 chapters cuz it's a joke story):
Suddenly Jake's mum heard the noise and came into his room. "OMG WTF JAKE?!" she shreaked in shock. Drew hid under the bed. "Uhh, mum, it's nothing, I'm trying to sleep!" Jake tried to lie. "Ok, I'll 'Let it Slide' (totally not a reference to a HTF episode) this time, but just to remind you, I have eyes everywhere, ya know...I can detect my son from 1,000,000,000 miles away-!" Jake's mum left the room. And...it turns out that Henry and Liam were on facetime Snapchat and they recorded the whole thing. "Sorry not sorry, I gotta send it to Lia!" And Henry did! He sent the video to Lia, Zoey and the Music Club! "Hey, Henry, ya know, I'm right next to you~" Lia said. "Eww, disgusting-!!! How could you, Drewie Bear?!" Zoey looked like she was about to puke.
The next day Jake woke up, ate breakfast and brushed his teeth. On his way to school, he couldn't stop thinking about the crazy night yesterday. Drew, the gayness, the dares, Jomies...it was all in his head and he couldn't get it out. He soon approached school, where he was met by Hailey. "Hey Jake", she said. "COME TO THE ROOFTOP." Hailey dragged Jake and they were soon up on the roof. "What are we doing here?" Jake asked, looking confused. "YOU KISSED DRUUDI BAIRRR NUUUU UR A TRAITURRR!!!!!1!1!1!1! FIRZT U BETREI DA CLAB AND DEN U BITRAE MEH?!!1!1!1!1?!1" Hailey transformed into a depressed emo softie hybrid angel demon princess and then jumped off the balcony. "If our love is tragedy, y r u my remedy? If our love's insanity, y r u my clarity?" Hailey died on the spot. Then he saw his friends behind them, and they grinned. "Great job, Jake. Or should I say, babe?~"
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Met You In The Bed // Drake TMF【Drew x Jake】〔The Music Freaks Parody〕(COMPLETE)
Hayran KurguSTOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLY!!! IT'S A JOKE!!! [ALSO I DON'T OWN THE COVER!!! IT'S JUST A RANDOM DRAKE THING (OR FANFIC) I FOUND ON GOOGLE!!!]