Me: meow. Like a boss.
Friend: but who's my boss
Me: I am
( wonders if to say yo fired but decides against it)
Me: you get a promotion and a pay raise
Friend: what am I promoted to
Me: Vice President of Catlandia
Me: you get 1,000,000,000 an hr
Friend: where is Catlandia
Me: it's in your imagination
