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DUSTIN (VHS. V.O.)
So...after you get over the initial shock, Steve, you really oughta thank me. If we're not dead, this is playing at your wedding and I'm your best man. You're welcome. Nessie, he's been in love with you since like senior year by the way. Betchya didn't know that because Steve's a pussy and didn't tell you. Honestly, it's not hard to believe that everyone in the goddamn town is in love with Venus Suede. Not that you can blame them. Venus is...well, you'll see.
CAMERA CUTS to a grinning VENUS SEUDE singing into her hairbrush, bouncing on a bed. She startles slightly when she sees the camera and scrunches her nose, sticking her tongue out. VENUS: Camera after homework, Dude! She points the hairbrush in her hand at the camera and jabs it at the homework in front of her. A sigh is heard and she giggles. CAMERA SHUTS OFF.
DUSTIN (VHS. V.O/CONT'D)
There isn't really a strong enough word to describe Nessie. She's got this...intensity, yeah that's it- that just hums off her in beacons and pulls you in like bam! It's like she knows exactly what strums your heartstrings and tunes her voice to mimic the notes perfectly and then bada bing bada boom! She's got ya right where she wants ya. I swear I can just hear my favourite song playing in the background every time she talks to me. Once the infatuation hits you, she's the last thing you think of when your head hits the pillow and the first thing on your mind when your mouth is foamy and there's Fruitloops staining your teeth. Mine, which, are coming in rather nicely, if I do say so myself.
