The Music Freaks Incorrect Quotes [CANCELLED]

Four (Repost)

Mrs. J: Let's see... Jake, you got a 27 over 100.

Everyone: *laughing*

Mrs. J: That's the highest score in the class, by the way.

Everyone:

Jake: I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME-

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Milly: I'm going to commit a crime.

Hailey: Milly no-

Milly: By petting those cats even though I'm supposed to be over 18 to pet them.

Hailey:

Hailey: Can I join you?

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Drew: CAN YOU SHUT UP!?

Zander: Sorry, I don't listen to trash.

Drew: *Dramatic gasp*

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Stacy: So tomorrow's Bring Your Mom To School Day?

Daisy: Yup.

Stacy: *Looks at Liam* Pretty sure bringing my mom is a bad idea.

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Henry: Hey Liam, what do 'Tops' and 'Bottoms' mean?

Liam: *Spits water* WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT-

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Hailey: You all are so childish.

Milly: *Standing on a table with the rest of the Music Club* Those are some bold words for someone who's standing on lava.

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Drew: WHY ARE YOU GUYS FOLLOWING ME?!

Henry and Liam: We just wanna-

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Jake: So... should we do something?

Drew: Let's just give them a little more time.

Liam and Henry: *Pushing on a door that clearly says 'PULL'*

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Daisy: If you guys had to work on groups of five, who would you risk?

The Music Club: *Looks at Jake*

Jake: OH COME ON-

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The Class: *Are being jerks*

Mrs. J: Um... Sadie...?

Sadie: Ah, [bleep], here we go again.

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Milly: Y'know, Zoey, you're like Barbie.

Zoey: *suspiciously* Tall and beautiful?

Milly: Nope. Plastic and brainless.

Jake: W H E E Z E

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Zander: What's the problem?

Bethany: Math problem.

Zander: Oh I can help you! Let me see.

Bethany: *Hands paper to Zander*

Zander: Oh, here's an easy one! What's 6 x 3?

Bethany: 🤷‍♀️

Zander: Six times three!

Bethany: I don't know-

Zander: SIX TIMES THREE!

Bethany: I DON'T KNOW!

Zander: SIX TIMES THREE!

Bethany: I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!

Zander: SIX THREES!

Bethany: I DON'T KNOW! WHAT IS IT?!

Zander: WHAT IS IT?!

*Insert awkward cricket noises*

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Luke: Zander why are you on the table?

Zander: It's my furniture, and I have the right to do anything to it.

Luke:

Zander:

Luke: Where's the spider?

Zander: Under the table, now kill it!

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Henry: Mom, am I adopted?

Henry's Mom: Of course not!

Henry: Oh thank god-

Henry's Mom: Why would I choose you?

Henry's Dad: *Chokes on air*

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Lia: Ugh, I have no friends.

Zoey: Um, AHEM? [bleep], what am I? A ROACH?!

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Luke: SHOULD I KILL IT OR LEAVE IT?!

Zander: LEAVE IT AND I'LL LEAVE YOU!

Sadie: KILL IT AND I'LL KILL YOU!

Spider: *Thinking* What is going on between those three humans-

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Lia: *Sees Lander and Jailey going on a double date*

Lia: All the hot guys are either taken or gay!

Henry: I AM RIGHT HERE-

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Henry: Do you wanna have some bro-mance?

Liam: Isn't that kinda gay?

Henry: Well it isn't anymore-

Liam: I'm walking out the door-

Henry: PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY-

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Jake: I'M THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE!

Henry: I simp for a girl while I married a lettuce.

Jake: YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER!

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Authors Note: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Yes that's right folks I'm dancin-