Sekaiichi Hatsukoi/ Junjou Romantica: Truth or Dare!!

Cute Terrorist Proposal

Me, in my office: ... I think it's now time for my comeback... *smirks*

*Meanwhile in Marukawa Publishing, the Emerald department*

Onodera: Hatori-san, how long will it take for Chiharu to give us the manuscript?!

 

Hatori: SHE STILL HASN'T RESPONDED!

Takano: WHY WONT THEY GIVE US THEIR FUCKING MANUSCRIPTS?!

Kisa: ARGH! I WANNA GO HOME! *cries in a corner*

Onodera: TAKANO-SAN! THAT WAS VERY RUDE! AND KISA-SAN STOP CRYING!

Kisa: *brings out eyeliner and starts applying it.*

Onodera: Why are you applying eyeliner, and why are you making the wings so big?

Kisa: I'm making them big enough so that I can fly away from all my problems.

Onodera: ... What the-

Random worker walks in: Umm, guys, someone is here to see all of you.

Everyone: WHAT?!/ WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOW?!


Me, pops in: HIII!

Everyone: Hyper-chan?


*Hyper-chan clicks their fingers, before they are somehow teleported back to Hyper-chan's base. Over there, they also see all the Junjou Romantica characters, except for Shinobu, and Kirishima and Yokozawa seem to be at the scene too.*


Usagi: .... Well, I think someone needs to explain their absence.


Me: Hmm, let's say, exams and friendships are the main ones, but there's a whole load of other crap too.


Yukina: *walks up to Hyper-chan and bonks them on the head*


Me: Ow, Yukina! What was that for?!


Kisa: *goes up and also bonks Hyper-chan on the head*


Kisa: I think we deserve this


Everyone: *goes to Hyper-chan and bonks them on the head*


Hyper-chan: Owie! *rubs head*


*fans emerge from the shadows*


Fans: HYPERX, WHERE ARE ALL THE UPDATES YOU PROMISED US MONTHS AGO?!


Me: AHH I'M SORRY


*After 20 minutes of Hyperx getting bonked on the head*


Me: Owww 😓


Takano: So, why are you here?

Me: * Springs right back up* I forgot about that! Miyagi, you have a dare! That reminds me, I also wanna thank Oreogod17 for giving me the motivation to write this chapter!


Oreogod17: Thanks Hyper! *runs off to wait for the next chapter*


Miyagi: Why is it always me?


Me: Cus you and Shinobu make a cute couple!

Takano: What about me or Onodera?


Me: Bro, you're stories dragged on for so long even the editors weren't bothered to edit your chapters anymore


Everyone: ....


Kisa: Damn bro, that's harsh


Onodera: *cries in a corner*


Miyagi: Ok, so without the crying what's the dare?


Me: I'm glad you asked! The dare is


Oreogod17: I dare Miyagi to give Shinobu a marriage proposal! (A peek at the honeymoon if possible)


Miyagi: .... *blushes*


Hiro: Ah this should be interesting 😏


Miyagi: Where the heck am I getting a wedding ring?!


Me, throws a velvet box his way: Now go!


*Miyagi rushes off*

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*At around 5 pm, Miyagi is having an heart attack for the proposal, as he is still unsure of what exactly he needs to do. Right now, he is holding his box in his hand, whilst waiting for the perfect moment, in the midst of his gay panic*


Shinobu: Dinner's ready! It's cabbage again!


*The two of them sit down, and calmly have dinner, except Shinobu notices his nervousness*


Shinobu: Oi, Miyagi, are you alright?

Miyagi: *stiffens up at the mention of his name* I'm fine

Shinobu: Are you sure, do you have a fever?

Miyagi, thinks whilst shaking his head: What a lovely husband he would be!

*Dinner is now over*

Miyagi: *thinks* well, it's now or never.

Miyagi: Oi, Sh-Shinobu!

Shinobu: Yeah?

Miyagi: Wanna, wanna hear your gay name?

Shinobu: Okay?

Miyagi: Its you're first name...

Shinobu: *rolls his eyes* Haha, very funny

Miyagi, bends down to kneel on one knee: And my last name...

Shinobu:

Shinobu, hand covering his mouth in utter pure shock, eyes glassy as he stares down: O-oh my god...

Chiaki: *bursts in* HAPPY ENGAGEMENT!

Hatori: *rushes in* CHIAKI, you're supposed to say that after he says yes, not after the proposal!!

Chiaki: EHHH????

*The couple stares at the other couple bickering about their timing*

Miyagi: Ahh damn it, it's ruined now.

Shinobu: Wait, what?

Miyagi: I wanted to say more stuff about you, like how handsome and pretty and smart and cool and caring you are, but they barged in like idiots

Shinobu: *now a blushing mess*

Miyagi: Wait, how the hell did you guys get keys to my house?!

Chiaki: Oh that, Hyper-chan gave them.

Me, pops in out of no where: Yes, I exist! Hello Shinobu!

Shinobu: Hyper-chan! Wait, so this means...

Me: Yep! You're quick to catch on! It's a dare!

Shinobu: Well, I did figure it out during the proposal, I just didn't think it would be like that.

Miyagi: Wait you knew?!

Shinobu: It was sorta obvious with the way you proposed and the way Chiaki seemingly knew about it and barged in

Shinobu: Also

Shinobu: *gives a deathly glare* If you had actually proposed to me like that I would've beaten you up.

Everyone: *thinks* God, what's with this intense pressure?!

Shinobu: Well...

Miyagi: Hm?

Shinobu: I thought what you did was sorta cute. *blushes and he hides his face in his shirt* I really really liked it...

Miyagi: ...

Chiaki and Me: *squeals internally*

 

Shinobu: B-But! If you actually propose like that for real I won't talk to you!

Me: Anyway, guys, please comment for more truths or dares

Hatori, who finally got Chiaki under control: Yes, we would appreciate it, just not during hell week please

Me: Don't listen to him

Everyone else: Please comment and vote!

Miyagi: Now that that's done, Shinobu, let's go

Shinobu: go where?

Miyagi: To the bookstore

Shinobu: Why?

Miyagi: for our honeymoon of course

Shinobu: FOR THE LAST TIME, MIYAGI, WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING BOOKSTORE FOR OUR HONEYMOON!!