Sekaiichi Hatsukoi/ Junjou Romantica: Truth or Dare!!

Junjou Ukes... Time to Pole Dance!

*the junjou ukes have landed in a mysterious place in a cold, dark room, with blindfolds on.*

Misaki: Aw man! Why does this happen to us?

Shinobu: Cus apparently, we're a part of a Yaoi, so these kinds of stuff are to be expected

Hiroki: I wish that I wasn't in a Yaoi 

Isaka: Well, without you being in a Yaoi show, you would've never gotten to meet your typhoon

Hiroki: *blushes*

Misaki: Anyway, THATS NOT THE POINT! WHERE ARE WE?!

Me: *swiftly removes their blindfolds* Well, you all are in my studio!

Everyone: ...

Shinobu: Err... no offence, but couldn't you have brought us in here a different way?

Me: Well, that can't be possible, because 1. It's more fun that way, 2. You would probably refuse if I had asked you to come and 3. You guys would've been too tired to come because you were too busy letting your lovers ride your disco sticks!

Everyone: ...

Isaka: Well, she does have some valid points there

Shinobu: ...what's a disco stick?

Me: Look at Lady Gaga and you'll understand. Anyway, we have a dare from a new person named Luna!

Misaki: Let's hope that she's a bit more decent

Me: The dare is

Luna: I dare the junjou ukes to pole dance!

Misaki: ... Never mind

Me: Never mind is right. NOW STRIP!

All the ukes: WHAT?! THAT IS RIDICULOUS!

Me: I look at you guys naked all the time this is nothing

All the ukes: ...

Me: The author of you lot decided that it would be a great idea to show your ... stuff... to the world!

All the ukes: ....

Me: Don't blame me!

Isaka: I don't understand. Are we here to break someone's knees with a pole or something?

Shinobu: You know those people who try to look sexy by literally dancing on a pole and twirling around it?

Isaka: ...Yeah?

Shinobu: That's what Luna was telling us to do

Isaka: I'm sorry Luna, but my body belongs to Asahina!

All the other ukes: *facepalm*

Me: They're not trying to date you, they're trying to publicly humiliated you by making you pole dance!

Isaka: Oh... I get it now

Me: *Throws a separate bag to each of the ukes* Now change!

*All the ukes come back 20 mins later*

Misaki: Now what?

Me: *shows them a video of simple pole dancing* Now dance!

* the ukes start doing the awkward dance in hopes that the dare gets over and done with*

*Meanwhile*

Usagi: Didn't Hyper-chan tell us to come over here?

Nowaki: Well, that's what I heard her say

Miyagi: You guys, I can hear music coming from there *points at a direction*

Asahina: Well, shall we check it out

*all the semes go over and open the door*

All the semes: Hey Hyp-

All the ukes: ... *blushing*

All the semes: *blushing* ...

Me: ... Well, if u want to unsee all of this I can give blindfolds

All the semes: Are you kidding? We want to see this!

All the ukes: YOU PERVERTS!

Me: I was talking to the ukes but sure!

Nowaki: Thank you for making us come here! This is a blessing! 

Miyagi: Yeah, for once I actually didn't mind coming here

Me: Your wel- Hey! What do you mean by for once?!

All the semes: Well, can we take these bad boys home??

Me: Sure! Just don't break them! Oh, and please comment for more dares everyone!!

All the semes: *drag their ukes home*

*the next day*

Onodera: Wow, you were all hilarious!

Misaki: What, what did we do?

Takano: Your dancing was top notch!

Shinobu: Wait, how did they find out?

Me: Well, whilst you were dancing, I sent a video of you dancing to all your boyfriends 

Usagi: And I sent it to Takano because he is my buddy

Takano: And I sent it to Onodera because he's my boyfriend 

Onodera: *blushing* A-and I sent it to the emerald editing department because they're all my friends and co-workers

Kisa: And I sent it to Yukina cus he's my boyfriend!

Hatori: I sent it to Chiaki because he's my boyfriend 

Takano: Oh yeah, I also sent it to Yokozawa!

Yokozawa: And I sent it to Kirishima cus he's my boyfriend 

Kirishima: Aww that's sweet! You think of me as your boyfriend!

Me: And that's how it happened, anyway, imma go now! *dashes off*

All the junjou ukes: HYPER-CHAN!