Vulture: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
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Rhino to Y/n: Merry Chrysler!
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Electro: It's and avocado, Thanks!
Y/n: ☺️
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Y/n: I'm in my mum's car. Broom Broom
Doc Ock: Get out of meh car
Y/n: Aww
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Shocker: Mother tucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
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Sandman: Boo!
Rhino: Ahhh! Stop I could have dropped my croissant!"
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Electro: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
Y/n: 🤣
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Vulture: *flys around*
Y/n: That was legitness
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Doc Ock: *Spoons on his eyes* Sorry I didn't see you there. I was busy blocking out the haters
Osborn: 😒
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Y/n: *walks in*
Electro: Oh hi! Thanks for checking in I'm still a price of garbage~🎶
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Stranger: ....and they were roommates
Vulture to Y/n: Omg they were roommates
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Sandman: Go to Del Toca they got a new thing called Freesha— Free-
Y/n: Freeshavacado!!
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Shocker: Oh my god, I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my life
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Y/n: WHAT ARE THOSE!!?
Vulture/ Doc Ock: They are my crocs!
YOU ARE READING
Tssm Villains x Reader Oneshots
RomanceBasically the title but I don't do smut or angst just fluff.
