I roll my eyes. Can they just stop bickering already, it's so childish. They talk to each other like middle school boys. I could tell they were about to fight, yell, scream at each other.
"shut up! Both of you!" I yell.
The both go dead silent. Ok, I didn't mean it like that. But it was kind of nice, it being silent and everything.
"ok... I didn't mean it literally. just stop."
"𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢."
"𝗺𝐡𝗺... 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝."
we walked in awkward silence until we stopped. We looked up at a mysterious house. To be honest, I never watched the SMP at all.
"𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝙱𝚒𝚐 𝚀'𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎."
"𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝗼 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞?"
I looked up into the window. I saw a name tag, that surely isn't normal. Nihachu. Why is Niki here? I don't know, I don't know the lore! She ran across the upstairs territory then looked out the window, down on us. That's when Alex and Wilbur noticed her.
"𝚎𝚑,,, 𝚒𝚜 𝙽𝚒𝚔𝚒 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?"
"𝐧𝗼. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝗺 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝗼𝐮𝐭..."
I opened the door.
"𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓! 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐠𝗼𝐢𝐧𝐠?"
"inside to talk to nikj, dumbass what does it look like?"
"𝙱𝚞𝚝-"
I left the call. I walked around until I was standing right in front of niki then she called me.
I sigh, I break a hole in the wall. Before she could say anything I stated the game plan.
"Alex is outside. He isn't very happy I don't think. I'll go talk to him real quick and you run. run like the wind and ill distract him so he doesn't notice."
"𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱? 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓘 𝓭𝓸?"
"just go."
I get off call. I run back outside as she runs off, far away. She had no delay to get out of there. I get back onto call with Wilbur and Alex.
"𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎?"
I pause, "she's still in there... But I handled it! Don't worry!"
"𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍!"
alex runs in, Wilbur then follows. They spread out of the house and I follow Wilbur. He runs upstairs.
"𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢. 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚕."
shit. forgot to tell Niki to cover the hole. Felt like a no brainer. alex sprinted over.
"𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓! 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝗼?"
alex checked the chests. He didn't yell, get mad, none, notta, no.
