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The laughs of four tipsy men were resonating in the empty house. Changbin went to a friend's house for a collab stream and Hyunjin took possession of the kitchen for a drinking night with Han, Minho and Felix.

“Come on, Felix, how bad was your last boyfriend?”

Felix brought the bottle of beer to his lips and took a large gulp. He broke up 2 weeks ago to a jerk and he already passed the sad phase and now he just wanted to talk shit about him. He didn’t even feel a pinch of regret after breaking up, even though he shed a few tears. However, shedding tears for a jerk like him, that, he regretted.

“He didn't tell me what to wear but you could feel his disapproval when I wore transparent clothes or a crop top.”

“What a jerk,” said Minho, shaking his head.

“He didn’t want to bottom, because– and I quote– he was more masculine than me,” said Felix crunching his nose. “Bitch, I have a deeper voice than you.”

Hyunjin laughed and took a handful of chips.

Han shook his head, “If the reason for not bottoming is that he’s masculine. That's a big red flag here.”

“I don’t even know how I spent three months with him,” sighed Felix leaning in his seat.

“Good sex?” asked Minho, stealing from Han’s drink.

Felix pinched his lips, “Alright you got me there. Unfortunately he was freaking good at topping.”

“Why is it always those jerks who got the dicks?” said Han, frustrated.

“Sadly, I’ll have to agree with you,” said Hyunjin as he poured himself a new glass of cocktail. “Changbin's a jerk. He left all the laundry for me to do.”

“Oh you sure have a lot to say, Mister. I Fuck My Best Friend,” said Han with a mocking laugh.

“You're not better, Mister. I Get Fucked By My Best Friend,” snapped back Hyunjin.

Minho cut Han and responded offended, “I bottom too!”

“I know, baby, it's just that my ass likes your dick too much,” soothed Han with a gentle pat on Minho's hand as he was petting a cat.

“Means I'm great at topping?” said Minho with a pout. Alcohol was making him act in ways he normally wouldn't.

Han chuckled and patted his hair again, “You're great at topping, kitten, don’t worry.”

Hyunjin was looking at them the whole time, amused, “But what about you, Han?”

The latter took his hand off a purring Minho and leaned to the table before raising a brow. He played with the edge of his drink and gave a flirty look at Hyunjin.

“Me? Of course I’m great at topping. Wanna try?” said Han with a challenging smile.

Hyunjin leaned back while crossing his arms, entering the game, “Sure, show me what you got boi.”

“The spectator seat is reserved for me,” said Minho jokingly, also entering the game.

The trio always made dirty jokes implying that one day they'll fuck each other or do something more than oral together, but it never really happened. However, it was a untold agreement that if one day the opportunity presented itself, they would totally be down for a threesome. But for now, between Han, Minho and Hyunjin, it stayed a good source of flirting and joking around.

Felix's stare settled on each one of his friends laughing and joking about sexual acts between the three of them.

“You know…” he started as the three looked at him, “Sometimes I envy your openness to sex and relationships.”