Fifty Shades of Markiplier

Chapter Two

+Marks P.O.V+

The doctors wheeled her out of the room and into the testing site.

"She'll be okay, right?" I asked the nurse.

The nurse smiled at me, "Of course! We spotted only minor damages and we're just making sure that there's no internal problems. Natalia's in good hands."

She left the waiting room, leaving me to sit on my phone.

Shit! I didn't post any videos today.. Damn, I better tweet and apologize.

The tweet read, "Hey guys! Sorry for no videos, I'm in the hospital with my friend and I will be until further notice. I'll keep you posted!"

Once that was out of the way, I felt myself becoming tired.

+Natalia P.O.V+

I woke up back in my hospital room, tethered to an IV and Mark snoring in the armchair next to my bed.

I giggled to myself. It was kinda cute, not gonna lie.

"Psst, Mark. Markkkkk. Mark?"

He startled awake, "Huh? Wha- Felix?"

"Felix?" I laughed.

Mark blushed, "Felix as in PewDiePie? You know, the YouTuber?"

"Yes Mark," I replied. "I know who PewDiePie is. Were you having a wet dream about him or something?"

He blushed harder, "None of your business. I'll have you know that I was in fact dreaming of seeing him at VidCon (Idk if they go to VidCon???? Don't shoot me)."

"Sure, sure."

"Anyways, how ya feeling Natalia?"

I shrugged. "I've been better."

Mark rolled his eyes "Stereotypical."

"Shut up."

*****

After the hospital decided that I would be okay, they said I was free to leave. Mark had run to his house to get me something to wear, seeing as I technically can't go to my house because it's under investigation by police.

He helped me into the bathroom and left me to change. I was still incredibly sore and could barely walk on my own.

So naturally, once I was finished changing into his sweatpants and a huge sweatshirt I decided to walk out of the bathroom by myself.

Bad idea.

I fell over halfway to the door.

"Oww.. Mark!" He came running.

"Are you okay?" Mark exclaimed. Then he sighed. "Nope, no walking."

Mark helped me stand, turned around, and crouched so I could hop on his back. He straightened out his back, "Up you go."

I giggled as he walked me out of the bathroom and into my hospital room where a nurse was ready to discharge me.

"Hello!" She smiled brightly. "I'm just going to need you to sign here, here, and initial here. You too, Mr. Fischbach. You're her guardian as of right now."

We signed the papers, and off we went.

"So, Natalia. We've sort of know each other for a while, and I'm your 'guardian' and now you're staying with me." Mark pretends to hold a microphone to my mouth once we were in the car. "How do you feel about this?"

"I don't want to be a bother! I could go stay with my grandmother," I offered.

"Nooooo! You're my guest and now you're my friend."

I blushed, "It's settled then."

******

"Casa de Markimoo!" He announced when we arrived at his apartment complex.

"Wow," I exclaimed in a spot on Kim Kardashian voice. "You own the whole building? Faaancy!"

He looked at me.

"Never talk like that again. Please. I'm actually begging you."

We laughed. "Okay, let's go in."

Mark carried me on his back into the elevator and kept me up there until we were in his living room.

He set me down on his couch. "We can eat and then I'll give you the tour."

"Sounds good."

"Do you like Chinese?"

"Yup."

*le Chinese food arrives*

I swallowed a bite of Lo mien. "So why wasn't I taken to the precinct for questioning?"

Mark chuckled, "I might've been able to convince them that you're exhausted and hysterical. They let me take you, and you'll go in tomorrow."

"Thanks Mark," I grin.

"Truth be told, I just wanted to show you around so you'd be comfortable. From what I hear, you'll be with me for a while."

"I'm fine with that."

His face lit up. "Really?"

"Really."

*****

"And this is my bedroom, it's where I sleep."

"No, really?"

"I'm not even joking you right now."

I rolled my eyes.

"And this is the bathroom, where I poop."

"Mark! That's gross!"

He grinned, "Just being honest. This is where you'll sleep. It's right near my room so if you need me, or you're getting murdered or something you can just call for me."

"I'll be sure to remember that while I'm being murdered."

"Good, good."

We sat down on my 'new' bed.

"I'm tired but I shall not sleep because I want to get to know you," I announced.

"Well, okay then. I'm flattered that you like me more than sleep." He pretended to curtsy.

"I never said I like you more than sleep. I just want to make sure you're not a creeper." I countered.

Mark nodded. "Fair enough. What do you want to know about me?"

"Are you Markiplier? I feel like I've seen you on YouTube."

Mark's smile brightened. "Tis me, tis me!"

I did a little dance with my arms "I live with a famous Youuutuberrrr."

"Yes you do, and a sexy one at that." He winked.

"But Jacksepticeye isn't here? He's so hot. Ten out of ten, would bang. Oh, and Felix is too."

"Oh, frick you."