1. Skateboard
2. Bounce the balls off of merchandise
3. Open bottles of stuff and pour them ALL over the place
4. Yell over the intercom
5. Insult an employee
6. Insult customers
7. Pick your nose and flick your boogers at people
8. Wet your pants and stuff a ball up your shirt and put on an Oscar worthy performance claiming you need to be brought to the hospital because you're about to give birth
9. Attempt to sing like Mariah Carey
10. Attempt to sing like Christina Aguilera
11. Walk around the store in full costume and in character- choose someone insulting
12. Have an argument with bananas- make sure to get REALLY frustrated
13. Dance like Kanye West and hit things across the store and don't pick them up
14. Put on a dance contest
15. Go up to an employee and tell them they need to be at isle 5 IMMEDIATELY and run away before they get back
16. Deface the posters
17. Attempt to eat in the middle of the store
18. Change a baby's diaper on a bakery counter
19. Pee over the fruits and vegetables
20. Tell the manager that you've had it with the banana, grab it, and step on it repeatedly and say they need to teach the fruits manners
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