Watching The D Memories

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Heyyyyyy, since i'm still working on the next chapter. I'm gonna give you guys this first to wait for me finish the chapter. Thanks for waiting.

Picture is not mine.
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Random guy: do you think i'm pretty or ugly?
Luffy: both
Random guy: huh?
Luffy: pretty ugly

Haruta: why are they sitting like that?
Thatch: they had a fight.
Haruta: then why are they holding hands?
Izou: Ace get sad when they fight

Sabo: don't break anyone's heart, they only have one.
Ace: break their bones, they have 206

Chopper: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Luffy: *waiting to recover after using gear third*
Usopp: *crouches down*
Sanji: *kneels down*
Zoro: *sits on the floor*
Chopper: ...I really hate all of you.

Ace: i can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Sabo: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Ace: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?
Sabo: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Ace: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUNKIN' SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Luffy: DO IT!
Sabo: NO-

Luffy: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Usopp: Strong.
Zoro: Weak.
Law: An idiot is what your are.

Carrot: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Zoro: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Sanji: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Ace: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Sabo: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Luffy: Mental stability, my old friend!
Hancock: *gasp* Oh my god, it's my virginity!
Carrot: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

Chopper: What do rainbows mean to you?
Luffy: Gay rights.
Nami: There's money.
Usopp: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Robin: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Waiter: ma'am, please pay the bill.
Nami: no, i won't pay the bill.
Waiter: ...why? You just bought 42 coffe.
Nami: i said, 4 tea 2 coffe

Luffy: Why should I make my bed when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it, anyway?
Sanji: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna die, anyway?
Luffy:
Luffy: I'll go make my bed.

Magician: Pick a card, any card.
Nami: Fine.
Magician: Wait, that's my credit card!
Nami: You said any card.

Ace: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Luffy: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel!
Sabo: A realist sees a freight train.
Dragon: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

*Ace and Roger staring at each other*
Rouge: the atsmo s so thi yo an cu it wi a kni fe.
Whitebeard: what?
Rouge: oh sorry *proceed to cut the air with a knife*
Rouge: i said, the atmosphere is so thick you can cut it with a knife
Whitebeard:
Thatch: .....how?

Makino: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Sabo: Weight loss? Drink water.
Luffy: Clear skin? Drink water.
Ace: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Izou: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Thatch: I sleep with a knife.
Ace: Both of you are pathetic.
Thatch: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Ace: Marco.

Ace: Where are my fucking keys?
Sabo:Ace, Luffy is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Ace: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

*The brothers responding to being stabbed by a sword (+Zoro)*
Zoro: Not again.
Sabo: Rude.
Luffy: That's fair.
Ace: Do you want this back or can I keep it?

Sabo: i wish i was a dinosour
Teacher: why? Because they are big and scary?
Sabo: no, because they are dead.
Teacher: oh.

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That's all for now. I'm still not sure when the next chapter gonna be finnish. So.... hope that it's soon, because i don't wanna keep you guys waiting.