scaramouche×kazuha

shes coming back...But-

You guys are assholes.

Okay lets get on with the story!

"Omg....SHES COMING BACK" kazuha screamed with excitement

He jumped up and down hugging scaramouche and then making him fall out of the chair because of how loud he is

"Sorry..." kazuha apologized

"Holy shit man what happened...."scara said

"Sorry but RAEONT IS COMING BACK TO INAZUMA IN 2 MONTHS" kazuha screamed

"Wait what..."scara said

-you said 3 years!- scara said

-did I now....- raeont said

-brat- scara said

-short rat- raeont said

-you finished that quick- scara said

-I just finish my work on time yknow- raeont said

-screw you.- scara said

-better get to cleaning because kazuha is wondering why you aren't responding to him- raeont said

-fuck.- Scara said

"Scara you good?" Kazuha said

"Yeah just thinking what weapon she uses" scara said

"Oh its a scythe pretty interesting huh?" Kazuha said

"Yeah I suppose" scara said

"And shes a catalyst" kazuha said

"Wow the hell can she be both" Signora said

"Because she trains to much" kazuha said

"Well remind me when she gets here I need to take her training" Signora joked

"I sure will bye Signora nice meeting you" kazuha waved

"Bye nice meeting you too" signora left

"Scara I forgot to buy some sheets of paper can you please go get them at the miko residence it should be done by now" kazuha said

"Sure." Scara said while leaving

After 5 minutes when Scara left to avoid suspicion from them

"So Mr.zhongli you knew raeont before I talked about her?" Kazuha stopped what he was doing and slowly walked to the closet

"Yes I have was I that suspicious" zhongli said

"To me Yes to the others no." Kazuha said

"So what are you gonna do kill me you do that and you and your boyfriend/sister will die." Zhongli glared

Kazuha gave a small laugh before saying anything

"I will kill him. I know you care for him as much as he cares for himself but I will do it I already have the trap ready and it's connected to me once I'm dead childe will die no matter what you do he will still die adeptus or not" kazuha glared back while pulling out something

He was holding a purple electrical orb
Kazuha glared at zhongli before shocking him with it causing him to fall asleep

"Wow geo arcon my ass." Kazuha said"scara will be back any minute now better look like he got drunk"

After 6 minutes of making it look like zhongli look like he got drunk

"Perfect but I don't want you in my sight anymore" kazuha grabbed a knife and cutted his arms and face to make it look like zhongli hurted him he then ripped his clothes a little then called childe to get over here asap

zhongli then woke up and went to kazuha on the floor standing in front of him not knowing that there was a knife on him

(Non-canon and surprising huh I love not mentioning that dw i love zhongli just love makinghim the hot villain)

When childe was there he saw scara holding papers

"Your in a rush did you forget zhongli?" Scara said

"No...kazuha called me and told me to get here asap so I knew something happened" childe panted

Scara dropped the papers and quickly unlocked the door to find zhongli holding a knife standing in front of kazuha who had scratches and torn up clothes who was also crying

"WHAT THE FUCK."Scara yelled

Zhongli turned around to find scaramouche yelling childe entered the room covering his mouth with his hands when he saw zhongli do something so vile

"Childe I can explain..."zhongli said

"No...."childe slowly said

Zhongli came closer to childe to find that he had a knife in his hand he than glared at kazuha and threw the knife at him almost hitting his head but missing by an inch

"ZHONGLI" childe yelled

"Childe...please believe me I didn't do this I mean i did throw a knife at him but I did nothing else" zhongli said

"No...your a monster....don't talk to me anymore we are Over" childe said taking off his ring and throwing it on the ground to help kazuha up

Zhongli stood in silence for a couple of minutes childe then walked over to him and slapped him

Scara then told him to get out zhongli didn't want to start more problems so he picked up childes ring and left the house

"Are you okay kazuha." Childe said helping him up

"Yeah but don't you think that was too far?" Kazuha said

"No. I told him once he lost his second chance now." Childe said

"You mean he did it before"kazuha said

"Yeah...now let's get you onto the couch" childe said

"Okay but your telling me that story..."kazuha said

"I to want to know what happened of you don't mind and if the victim is okay" scara said

"No problem." Childe said

Once kazuha got on the couch scara held him while childe say in front of them

"So what exactly happened?"Kazuha said

"Well let's just say I was the victim." Childe said slowly

"WHAT!"scara yelled

"Yeah but he didn't know it's like he was drugged and just picked me as his target" childe said

"Weird...." scara said