A Sinful Confession == Pleading Guilty to Love

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"How about this?"

"Shh! You idiot! You're gonna wake him up!"

'What?'

"But it has to be perfect!"

'What's going on?'

"What are you two idiots doing?"

"None of your business!"

"You fools better not be doing anything to Midoriya-kun."

Izuku's eyes fluttered.

"How dare you suggest such a thing!"

"Yeah! As if we'd ever do anything to harm our lord!"

"Wha..." Izuku felt lightheaded.

"Ah! See! You woke him up Jiro!"

"You idiots were the ones who-"

"Shh, shh, shh, shh, quiet! He's getting up!"

Izuku groggily got up from the couch.

"Argh my head... What ha- What are you two doing?"

Two boys were kneeling before him.

The shorter one with purple balls for hair was holding a hot towel, while the blond with a black lightning streak was holding a cup of hot tea.

"For your migraine-"

"And your nourishment-"

"My lord." / "My lord."

"......"

Izuku stared, he processed, he slowly lay back down on his back, and he closed his eyes.

"Of course! You need rest!"

"We'll be ready whenever you need it my lord!"

"......"

'What a strange dream...'

"You two are f- stupid idiots!"

*BOP*

*BAP*

"Oww..." / "Oww..."

"Hey Green, it's alright took care of those idiots for you."

Izuku carefully creaked an eye open.

"....Am I still dreaming?"

"What?"

"Or is Midoriya-san's friend group just 90% beautiful girls?" Izuku thought out loud.

"Wha!?" The purple haired girl blushed.

"Look! He's doing it again!"

"First thing he does as he wakes up, and the last thing he does before going to bed as expected of Midoriya-sama!"

"But Jirou? Really?"

"It's only natural my brother in arms! Every route must be explored and studied in detail! First it's vanilla, then lolis, then onee-sans, then MILFS, then imoutos, then tsunderes, then yanderes, then kuuderes, then teachers, then nurses, then librarians, then heroines, then villainesses, then maids, then gaijins, then goth girls, then bunny girls, then cat girls, then dog girls, then finally after he's made all the girls in the world fall for him, he goes for Jir-"

*SMACK*

The purple dwarf was slapped across the room.

"Mineta!" The blonde shouted for his fallen comrade.

The short boy struggled as he rose from the 'him' shaped crater in the wall.

"...carry... on... without... me..." And with that Mineta breathed his last.

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