[opens, outdoor parking lot, me, blitz, and Rick are in Ricks car and we land]
(We exit the car and walk over to the camp ground where lots of people were, the last guests arrive)
("Super Monday night squad" "4 time bushman's champions")
(A man walks up a stage and places a tiny table at the edge and places a small foot soldier figure next to the tiny mic)
Tiny foot soldier: welcome knights, outdoorsmen, and warriors of all types. Our annual bushmen's challenge is upon us to see which of these 10 teams are the best champions of nature! Now 3 challenges await you all this weekend.
(The man puts a tape in the tv and plays it)
Tiny foot soldier: the first challenge is "the fisher" the largest and most unique catch by your team wins the day. In the 2nd challenge your camping skills are put to the test, each team must select a single member to spend 24 hours of intense camping, no leaving the tent, no bathroom breaks, no eating. And on the final day "hunting" the ultimate test, bring down the rarest hunt by the end of the afternoon to win this challenge. In the end we'll tally the results and the winners will receive this...
(The man opens a case and an energy knife inside)
Tiny foot soldier: this knife is made of a rare electroneum, a highly conducive and strong metal that can cut through anything, plus a compensation prize of 1 million dollars for the winning team to share. Get ready... and let the first challenge commence!
(Trans, middle of the lake me Rick and blitz are fishing)
Blitz: this sucks, this bushmen's challenge... it sucks balls. We get one stupid knife and I bet I'm not gonna wield it.
Me: blitz, don't for get the compensation prize
Blitz: probably gift cards for alcohol and guns and shit
Me: huh, that'll be nice
(I look over at one boat, and it's a team of legos throwing pizza in the lake. I look to my left and I see one boat sinking. I look in front of me and I see a team fighting a squid like monster)
Rick: yes! (Reels in the rod) come on god please let this be a good catch! Oh god hear my prayers! (It's an old golf bag) well [beep] you god!
(Blitz is using his phone while his rod is getting pulled in the lake)
Blitz (not even trying): No stop no come back.
(I get pissed and I walk over to blitz, I grab his phone and I throw it in the lake, blitz gets up and glares at me)
Blitz: willing to take a swim now you asshole?!
Me: is this really how your gonna be blitz!? Again!? Great! We're gonna lose again because of you! We're not losing this year! If you cost us this challenge I'll rip your head of and keep it for my own!
Blitz: bring it boy with a dark and dramatic past!
(Rick steps in)
Rick: hey! Guys! Come on, let's be smart here and call it off.
(Meanwhile, blitz's phone is still sinking into the lake, and gets picked up by an animal)
(Trans, bottom of the lake, a the shark from helluva boss episode 1x4 is on a coach watching tv, the other shark walks up to him)
roommate shark: hey buddy, guess who's topside.(give the other shark the phone with the photo of blitz, the shark gets pissed and rushed to the surface)
(Trans, surface, i using blitz as the bait)
Me: not so smart now are you?
Blitz: this sucks man
(Rick sees the shark swimming around the boat, blitz sees the shark going right for him)
Blitz: are you [beep] kidding me!? This turned into an execution! Pull me up!
(I see the shark and I pull blitz away at the last second, the shark starts circling the boat)
Blitz: oh god it's happening! It's happening!
(Rick check to find his back of explosives and realizes it back on the dock)
Rick: blitz! Didn't you see my bag of explosives!?
Blitz: aw crap
(I get out a shotgun and I shot it in the fin, it gets pissed and hits the boat, Rick finds a full bottle of alcohol that rick was drinking)
Blitz: Rick! I'm gonna need some of your drink
Rick: why!? You don't drink alcohol!
Blitz: Rick! One, it's gonna save our lives. And number two... I'm not going to drink it!
(Rick gives him the bottle of alcohol, blitz gets out a tiny stick and Dynamite and time it to the bottle)
Blitz: Aj! Get it's mouth open!
(The sharks rushes to the boat)
Me: throw it now! (Blitz throws the bottle in the sharks mouth and kills it)
(Trans, bottom of the lake, the shark that blew up respawns, the shark types something of blitz's phone)
Blitz's phone: tracker online, tracking owner
(Trans surface, the staff is measuring all the teams catches, they finally get to us and measured the shark, they write the scores on a chock board and the team that got the biggest was team "super Monday night squad" and they caught another team)
Blitz: What... the [beep]!?
Rick: well if you think about it they didn't specify what we can catch.
(I throw my hat on the ground and walk out of frame)
(Trans, night, the other teams are at their camp sights. trans, to us)
Me: tomorrow is challenge 2 guys.
Blitz: 24 hours in a tent. Sounds easy enough
Rick: no it's not man, you will be surprised to see how a man can handle a day of pure solitude.
Me: thats why solitary is a thing in prison
Blitz: yeah, luckily only one of us is needed for the challenge.
Rick: big day ahead of us guys.
(Rick pulls out a bottle of Marijuana and popes us a glass)
Rick: here! To our team! And let us keep our sanity!
All of us: cheers!
(We all take a sip and spit it out, rick looks at the bottle)
Rick: ok, maybe that wasn't so good.
(Rick accidentally throws the bottle in the fire and explodes)
Me: let's just get some sleep.
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Dc superhero girls and me season 2 episodes 17-19
FanfictionAj, Rick, and Blitz compete in a camping tournament to see if they have what it takes to be this year's champion's of nature.
