(We're sleeping in our tent when Rick wakes up)
Rick: I'd better drain this pipe
(Rick leaves the tent to take a piss, the shark was walking near our tent)
(Music plays and then stops)
Me: blitz, turn your phone off.
Blitz: I can't dumdass, you threw it in the lake.
Me: what? Then who has it?
Blitz: aw spit!
(The shark shows up, me and blitz start screaming)
Blitz: punch it! Punch it in the nose!
Me: it's called a snout!
Blitz: just hit it! Hit it!
Me: No! It just pisses it off! Don't you watch "animal planet"!?
Blitz: I'm not [beep] moxie I don't watch that shit!
(Cuts to hell Mille and moxie were sleeping when moxie wakes up)
Moxie: huh?
(Mille wakes up)
Mille: moxie? What's wrong?
Moxie: I don't know, but I feel like I've been insulted.
(Cuts back to us, I'm kicking the shark away when it bites my leg)
Me: AWWWWWWW!
(Rick comes back and sees the shark)
Rick: hey! Shark!
(The shark turns around, Rick pulls out a grenade launcher)
Rick: you'd think if have one of these things, guess again.
(Rick pulls out a grenade launcher with multiple shooters, and kills the shark, Rick rushes to the tent and sees that my leg is bleeding like crazy)
Rick: here use this! (gives blitz a first aid kit, they wrap the bandages around my leg)
Me: it'll have to do, hopefully I can recover in time for the challenge.
Blitz: No dude! You can't compete like that. I know leg injuries, that's gonna mess you up! Let me do it.
Rick and me: what!?
Blitz: dude I seen you camp, and you suck at it.
Rick: hey! What about me? I can get super drunk and pass out. For the week! Ha ha!
Me: your not allowed to drink in the challenge.
Rick: never mind.
(I start to think about having blitz do the challenge)
(Trans, day, challenge 2 is about to begin, one member of each team walks towards there assigned tents in a circle, while the rest of the teams are watching from a cabin)
Tiny foot soldier: at noon, the singular teammate you've selected must remain undisturbed and alone in the tent for a full 24 hours. Rules for the Parker's challenge: No eating, no drinking, no noise, and no leaving the tent. Anyone who breaks these rules will be ejected and disqualified from this event. There will be no warnings. All participants get into your tents!
(Everyone gets into their assigned tents)
Tiny foot soldier: get ready... set... begin!
(Starting gun shots, 24 hour timer starts)
Tiny foot soldier: challenge 2 is underway!
(All the other teams are watching the challenge, one minute in and beats boy walks out of his tent)
Beast boy: I'm hungry (one of the staff puts his hand on his shoulder)
Staff member: your out
(Robin and cyborg we're watching)
Robin: beast boy!
Cyborg: aw, come on man!
(There was gunfire coming from another tent, the borderlands team were out)
(A few hours later at the house, everyone is watching tv, while Kara is trying to open a jar of peanut butter)
Kara: why won't this thing open!
(Zee was scrolling through the channels on the tv)
Tv: tonight in trunk [beep], this teenage girl will attempt to have sex with her friends van for 5000 dollars.
( Zee gets embarrassed and changes the channel to the challenge)
Babs: hey, isn't that the challenge Aj, blitz, and Rick are in right now?
(Everyone watches it for a second)
Kara: this is boring (Kara takes the remote from Zee and goes back to the last channel)
Tv: she's going for it
Kara: now that's funny
(Zee screams and runs into the kitchen)
Kara: I guess capitalist tv isn't for everyone
Jessica: wait, I recognize that van
(Trans, back to the challenge several more teams get out. the next morning has arrived, it's almost noon I'm staring intensely at the tv. Then the timer went off and the challenge was over)
Me: Yes! Yes! Yes! Rick! He did it!
Rick: [beep] yeah! Mother [beep]!
(We run over to blitz's tent)
Me: you did it blitz!
(We look inside his tent and see him masterbating, his left arm is jacked)
Blitz: um... can I get like five more minutes?
(We slowly close the covers of the tent)
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Dc superhero girls and me season 2 episodes 17-19
FanfictionAj, Rick, and Blitz compete in a camping tournament to see if they have what it takes to be this year's champion's of nature.
