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Booty Creek Cheak Freak

Two men were camping in the deep dark forest. The campsite glistened with the light of the fire, and the soft glow of the moon behind the clouds. The men conversed casually until one of the men, Gary, remembers he left his thing in the car.

With no sound at the moment Gary asked, " hey Conner, can you go get my thing?" "What thing?" Conner replied." You know, my thing?" "Hm?" He paused. "OHHHH that thing.Conner went into the tent to grab a flashlight and then started walking back to the car. There stood several paths and he chose the one that led to the parking area. As the car slowly came into vision he noticed another path.

He tried to start across it but a group of owls would stop him.. He had no choice but to keep on going to the car. When he got to the  car he got the THING Gary was talking about and started walking back to the  camp. Gary thanked Conner they tried to converse normally again but they soon noticed an old man was eyeing them from just beyond their area. Connor was stunned and felt immensely uncomfortable. Gary aproached the old man. He spoke in a raspy, eerie voice. "You guys shouldn't  be out  here in these woods with cheeks like that. Gary replied angrily, "why?! Uh wait what are you talking about? And were you watching us?"

The old man ignored the last two questions. " Long ago in these woods there was a man with the juiciest cheeks you could ever see. He was at this very campsite. He needed to use the bathroom so he used the one out yonder. He sat on the toilet, and got stuck due to them massive cheeks. He screamed and pleaded but no one was there to here. It wasn't until investigators came weeks later to find his skeleton on the toilet. Legend says that if you poop on the floor of the same bathroom he used he would come for you. He became the Booty Creek Cheek Freak. HE WILL COME FOR YOU AND STEAL THE VERY THING YOU LOVE. BIG. JUICY. FRESH. CHEEKS."
"What..." Gary said.
He warned the two and walked off Gary had the urge to poop badly. Connor walked to the paths then stopped to say, "hey gary, I'm going to go to the bathroom." He replied. "After that complete sicko just said that there's a booty stealing menace on the loose?! " "I'll be fine gary." Connor chuckled. Then he walked to the bathroom. The trees were so scattered and his flashlight was growing dim. As he walked he got  scared and bumped into several trees. He eventually saw a house up ahead he saw a house in the distance. He ran to it, feeling himself loosen up what was holding back the poop. "Oh no! I have to hurry." He walked to the house and noticed it was unlocked. It was quiet, and smelt of stale air. He  notices that nobody was in so he walked in there were bottles cans and dirt everywhere. He saw a drawer he opened it and saw it to be empty."Nothing inside, I wish I say the same about my booty." Connor had to go bad now so he ran out the back door of the house. He sighs of half relief seeing that outside the backdoor was a bathroom house a minutes walk away he walked taking several glances around. He walked in the the bathroom and flipped lights with. switch. The bathroom was bright in comparison to the home his just left. The walls were worn out white brick with graffiti on it. There was a singular mirror three steps away from three bathroom stalls. Connor saw the last stall was duck taped and his blood ran cold. "T-this must be the stall where the guy died in...maybe the old man was right." He entered the stall pulled his pants down and the next part came naturally. But then...he realized he pooped on the floor! He knew this was no good he cried aloud.
," oh no I accidentally pooped on the floor!" He stepped out the stall, terrified he looked in the mirror and saw a man... The Booty Creek Cheek Freak coming out of the mirror.He then said, " those cheeks are mine boi!" Conner ran all the way back to the campsite and he did not see Gary anywhere. In his rapid breath,and pumped state he looked around.  "GARY?" Then he noticed a note on a tree saw a note on a tree and it read," look out below :)."Immediately after  he read that a body fell from the tree. Connor fell backwards in shock,"WHAT IS GOING ON!?"Connor yelled in desperation. He stood shakily go see who's it body was. Conner looked over to see his friend Gary.... with out his rear-end. "OH NO HE'S BEEN.. DECHEEKATATED!!"