I had, had too much to drink; two glasses of red wine and I had been pissed, Jesus. I woke up the next morning in my double bed and groaned. My head hurt, my mouth tasted like shit, and I was bleary eyed. I got out of bed and staggered into the bathroom and sat down and shat. Finished I cleaned up and turned the shower on.
"Last time I drink wine," I grumbled.
I was not expecting the door to open and a woman to walk in, she didn't even hesitate when she saw me, simply sat her ass down on the toilet and proceeded to piss.
I stared, she looked up, "something on your mind?"
She had a 34E-25-35 figure, a dress size of 10 and long dark brown hair that cascaded messily past her shoulders.
"Uhm you're Kelly Brook?"
"Yes," she nodded.
"Wow, did we?"
"You got pretty fucked last night didn't you," she said.
I nodded and blushed, "I'm a lightweight."
"I noticed."
"So what did we do?"
She finished, stood up, her ass was glorious, her frame while not slender was curvaceous and luscious and I could not get enough of it.
"Are you going to shower?"
I looked at the water and then at her breasts, heavy breasts with big erect nipples that begged to be sucked.
"Yes."
"Well let me get in with you; we'll conserve water."
I laughed, thinking that, that actually didn't conserve water and stepped in and held out my hand, she took it and I guided her in, we both stood underneath the water.
"What did we discuss?"
"You're standing in here with me," she frowned, "butt naked and you're asking what we talked about?"
"I'm curious."
She laughed.
"Me mainly," she admitted. "You kept on and on about how beautiful I was and what a dick my ex-boyfriend is, you simply couldn't believe how someone as stunning as me could be kicked out of bed, and those were your exact words."
"Oh God," I moaned.
She smiled, "I guess I liked what I heard."
"Huh?"
"We'll you've got a model with 34E cup breasts standing in your shower with you."
She had a fair point, I guess she should've said, shut up and fuck me. I knelt down and she spread her legs, she had a neatly trimmed bush that was now soaking wet. I dove in and started licking around. I kept licking until she lifted her head and moaned. I exchanged my tongue for my fingers and finger fucked her in the warm water, she groaned and gripped the side of the shower and let me finish.
Kelly moaned loudly and I pulled my fingers out, puffing she leaned back against the glass and laughed, "damn James."
I shrugged, "sorry."
