"Who is your favourite actor feef?" Azeem asked Afifa.
"Shahrukh khan, man that guy is witty, charming and so attractive!"
"Really? I thought you are gonna say some Turkish actor's name since according to you they are MA and halal," Azeem said.
"Turkish actors undoubtedly are MA, khoobsurat and halal, matlab mai jitnah Allah ko unto dekh kar yaad karti hun kisi aur waqt nahi karti"
"Astagfar, tharak ko ibadat se mat milao feef!" Azeem tried to chastise her with a smile on his face.
"Mai jitna Turkish hunks ko dekh kar MA, SubanAllah, Alhumdullilah Allah mian, that you gave me eyes to appreciate the beauty you created, karti hun kisi aur kaam kartey waqt nahi karti. Yeh ibadat hi tou hai, Allah ko har lamhe yaad karna, uski banayi hoyi cheezon ko appreciate karna."
"Waah waah kya baat hai. Isse baat per apko Suzuki ki taraf se Jannat ka free ticket milta hai. Yeh offer mehdood mudat key liye hai I'd say avail karlo."
"Tum tou mujhe Allah mian key pass hi pohanchado Azeem!"
"Khair you didn't like Shahrukh Khan as a kid what happened now? Also which is your favorite movie?" Daniyal asked.
"Idk man like I have no idea what has happened all of a sudden but I find him tremendously charming. I haven't watched a lot of his movies and even those I've watched I haven't watched them completely. I like Chalte Chapter though. But it's his interviews that I find delightful to watch. Lately I've been watching clips on YouTube shorts of his and just falling for him and his acting and his songs!"
"You've gone crazy sis," Harris responded.
"Crazy in love with him, idk what he has but there is something in him that is absolutely adorable, amazing, his acting skills, his personality damn man I am In love with him! No wonder I watched Devdas two days ago to look at him and his acting. Though Madhuri and Aishwarya are pretty too but this man has my heart!" Feef answered with googly eyes.
"You watched what? Devdas seriously? How was it?" Azeem asked
"Man it was long like 3 hours long, 2 ki speed per dekhney key bawajood aur sarey gaanney Jo 5 min key they skip karney key bawajood quite long. Poori film revolved around Abba ne kaha paro ko chordo, paro ne kaha sharab chordo, amma ne kaha haveli chordo aur bhai janab film key end mai dunya hi chordetey hain, matlab ap pehle larki chordetey tou yeh din dekhna na parta!"
"Tou movie kaise banti?" Harris retorted
"Ban hi jati instead of romantic tradegy it would have been about revenge, thukra key mera pyar mera inteqam dekhogi type. Needless to say yeh aesey lallu lover, ameer aur aqal se paidal kahan miltey hain? Mereko bhi chahye aesey chaild-hud suit-hart!"
"Apkey pass hai na yeh betha hoa apka childhood sweetheart Danial," Azeem said.
"Mera wala mujhe chordega key acha hoa jaan chooti, mere liye dunya nahi chorega," feef huffed.
"Han tou achi baat haina, kyun kya tum chahti hou key daniyal dunya chordey?" Harris asked.
"Nahi mai bus itna chahti hun key woh apni jayedad mere liye chordey," feef innocently looked in Daniyal's direction and smiled sheepishly while everyone chuckled.
"This gold digger is the one I wish to get married to, how disappointing!" Daniyal tried to suppress his smile and feigned anger.
"Loug apney pyar mai jaan dedetey hain, tumhe tou bus jayedad deni hai. Ab tum woh bhi nahi desaktey tou how disappointing?"
"Tum apni jayedad mere naam kardo mai apni tumhare naam kardeta hun" Daniyal countered.
"Perfect, I'll do it but you keep your end of the bargain too. Waise hi abba se bolney per keh daniyal key chakkar may mai parhayi chorna chahti hun, unhoney mujhe jayedad se waise hi aaq kardena hai. He'll be like aap dimag tou waise hi kahin chor ayi hain ap mera ghar aur apni inheritance bhi chorden." She said pointedly at Daniyal with a smirk.
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