You!
You know who you are!
Do I have permission to run you over with a car? Perhaps cut you and leave a few scars?
I feel like Ivan the Terrible, the sadistic Russian czar whenever i see your dumb, ugly face!
I feel like slicing you open and stuffing you with candy then use your body as a piñata at my birthday party!
If you were gone, i would be oh so hearty!
So, next time you are walking spitting your hypocrite shit...
Beware of the dark alley...
For i may be lurking, waiting for my chance for my blade to make a slit...