Third Person POV
"Wait, wait, wait... succubi and incubi? Aren't those demons that.." Dipper trailed off, but Bill knew what his train of thought was.
"Yes. Yes, they are, Pinetree."
"Somehow, the deal affects you instead of me," Bill said and Dipper gave Bill a confused glance.
"What do you mean?" Dipper asks the blonde.
"Normally, when a human and a succubus or incubus make a deal, the demon would be the one doing... the deed. The demon takes it as small payment everytime they're power is used in a varying amount, depending on the demon," Bill explains while Dipper scribbles notes on his journal.
Dipper, although writing away, was internally screaming.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! WAIT, I'M AN ATHEIST. OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK OH MY FUCK
Bill winced as he overheard the brunette's loud ass thoughts.
"Tone it down, will ya?"
...
"Better. Now as I was saying. Normally, the one who'd be possessed by desire or some shit would be the demon--"
"We both know how that turned out," Dipper cut in with an eyeroll.
"--but, unless there's something you're not telling me, then this is the first time in ancient history that this has happened," the blonde said, ignoring Dipper's snide remark.
"Hmm.. Maybe it has something to do with how.. you're the 'slave' and I'm the 'master'?" the brunette theorized.
Bill thought for a second, "Indeed, that is possible, but in other contrast as well, albeit the demon is the slave, they're still the one who's possessed," he said, which got both of them thinking.
After a few minutes of silence, Dipper sighed.
"Let's take a look at this at a much later date. We have more pressing matters at the moment. For now, let's observe. "
Bill clicked his tongue, "Easy for you to say," he muttered.
"What?"
"I said, like taking over gravity falls?" the blonde rolled his eyes.
Dipper smirked, "Taking over gravity falls."
***
"PINETREE, WHEN I SAID TAKING OVER GRAVITY FALLS, IT DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO CARRY EVERYTHING!" Bill Cipher screamed in the middle of the town.
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, YOU LOST ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!" Dipper Pines yelled back.
Even though the two beings were just less than 5 meters away.
You may question... what the fuck is up with these two?
Well, our dear yello triangle human wanna be is carrying two boxes.
One with fireworks. For what, you may ask? Well, the two being eccentric as ever(mainly Bill), decided that they want fireworks as the opening for the rift. Don't ask me why the fuck, because I don't fucking know.
Just kidding, of course.
Well, Dipper decided to agree to the blonde's idea. Just for the reason that it's not normal to have fireworks when a weirdmageddon is about to take place. Bill had to annoy Dipper a few times though since fireworks are quite expensive.
The second box on top of the fireworks are Dipper's.
What's inside? Well.. explosives.
Or bombs, if you prefer.
Now you might think that bombs are much more expensive than fireworks. And wouldn't it be suspicious if a teenager buys one in this small town? Not that the Pines gave a fuck since the town is done for soon anyway. Well, either way, they were handmade by yours truly, Mason Pines.
"PINETREE FOR FUCKS SAKE, CARRY YOUR UNIVERSE BE DAMNED EXPLOSIVES OR AT LEAST LET MW USE LEVITATION!"
"Yeah, no."
"FUCK YOU!"
With how much the two are yelling, mostly Bill, its surprising how no one can heat them. Well, not really since to the outside world, they're just walking with poker faces on, and 'William Rephic' holding two large ass boxes.
Yes, folks. They're talking telephetically.
The two continued walking aa they reached the top of the clock tower thats in the middle of the town. It's actually new made and only finished construction a few weeks ago.
"Whew! Fucking finally!" Bill said panting as he dropped the boxes on the floor and sat on the floor tiredly.
Dipper chuckled at the blonde. "If you want to be in a 'meatsack' you should at least have some stamina." Dipper bent down and leanee down to Bill's ear and smirked. "You will be needing that stamina after all."
Bill turned pink and pushed the brunette's face away from him and glared.
In the younger's eyes, though? He looked like a cute little cat, as cliche it might sound.
"Well, let's start making another deal then," Dipper said as he held out his hand to his deal-bound companion.
Bill looked up and smirked before taking the hand.
***
Oh my! Look who decided to finally update after a fucking year?
Sorry bout that guys but i totally forgot what happened in the story and all that.
Well, I've been seeing more comments on the book lately and yall are hella fucking funny. Like everyone just fucking agree on shit i say and its hilarious HAHAHAHAHHA
well i might update again soon and not in like a few fucking months, but soon.
would like to apologize for typos for all previous chaps and this one since i will not be proofreading or rechecking
thanks for the support guys and please vote and comment!
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