Larry One-Shots

tips to writing a smut scene

if you're writing a smutty scene in your one shot/fanfic that involves dick, don't substitute the word penis/dick/cock/erection/etc with the words: rod, dingaling, and/or private area. it kills the mood. let me say it again; it kills the mood for the reader. not only are they stuck doubling over in laughter because of how ridiculous the word sounds when you're suppose to be writing something that isn't exactly innocent (there's a reason why the reader is reading that context and they're more than likely gonna get horny) so don't try to make your smut scene as censored as possible. get ballsy. talk about massaging balls. talk about rimming like you're giving instructions on how to do it. don't censor your smut scene like seriously. it won't be anything the reader can't handle because we've all read some pretty bad stuff (seriously, the worm kink was just crossing the bloody line, and that zux (??) one)