Stardew Valley Oneshots

Shane (Angst :>)[turned fluff]

(ShanexFarmer) 

(I will be using nonbinary pronouns, but just put your pronouns in place!)

quick notes: y/n(Your name) y/p(your pet, the ones from stardew..) p/n (pet name) e/c (eye color)

Shane was at the saloon again, sipping at his fifth mug of beer Gus gave him. [Y/N] was on their way to the saloon to grab him. Shane at this point was rather drunk, swaying slightly where he stood. [Y/N] walked in, their [E/C] eyes glancing around for him. Once spotted, they walked over and harshly took the mug away. He grunted, staring at them with a hiccup.
"G..Give that ba-ack." He slurred. [Y/N] looked pissed.
"I thought we agreed you'd stop drinking so much." They hissed softly.
"We did.. Bu-" He was cut off with a burp. "-t, I was thirsty. One dri..nk isssn't so bad." Shane retaliated. [Y/N] glared.
"You've had more than one, Shane." They growled. He simply scoffed and turned away. "You're fucking drunk." [Y/N] hissed. "No, MORE than drunk." They snapped. Shane looked back at [Y/N] with a glare.
"At least the beer doesss...Doesn't n..nag at me." He growled. [Y/N] paused a moment.
"Why on earth do you have to be such a dick when you're drunk?" They hissed. Shane grumbled.
"Cauussse... You keep-" He hiccupped. "Youu.. You keep n..nagging me.." He glared. [Y/N] glared right back.
"You know what, fine." They shoved the beer back into his hands. "If you want to be a fucking drunk, go ahead. I'm going home." [Y/N] turned on their heel and stormed away. Shane scoffed and resumed drinking. Before [Y/N] left, they turned their head back to Shane. "You can stay at Marnie's tonight." They left, returning to the farm. They sat inside with a quiet sigh. "Fuck." They curled up in their bed. [Y/N] shook their head, unable to help themself as they let out a frustrated cry. "God fucking dammit!" They swore, standing. "I can't handle this anymore!" They hit the wall. [Y/P] whined, moving back. They looked at the animal, kneeling and gently petting it. "I'm sorry [P/N].." They apologized. They hugged the animal to their chest.
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After about an hour, Shane came stumbling back up onto the doorstep, absolutely wasted. He hiccupped loudly, catching [Y/N]'s attention. "Oh for Christ's sake.." They stood. They opened the door. "I told you to stay the goddamn night at Marnie's." They spat. Shane struggled to stand, hiccupping softly.
"I'm.. s..sss..sorry." Shane groaned, falling against [Y/N]'s chest. They held him up, annoyed. "I'll st...ssstop. Drinking sso much." Shane looked up at them.
"Right." [Y/N] brought him inside, making him sit down. "Tell me why I exactly don't believe that." They snarled. [Y/N] knew this wasn't the best time to be upset, but couldn't help themselves. Shane frowned, stuttering drunkenly. "Precisely, Shane. I can't stand you drinking anymore. You come home practically every night, WASTED." Shane winced slightly at being yelled at. "I can't fucking stand this shit anymore! It's upsetting. I'm worried I'm not gonna see you the next morning!" [Y/N] yelled.
"...[Y/N].." Shane whined. "Pl..llease.. don't be upss..ssset. I s..sswear I'll-" He hiccupped, swaying back and forth. "I'll stop.." He sniffled. [Y/N]'s face softened. They groaned in frustration.
"Fine. This is the last fucking time." They helped him to bed. He passed out. [Y/N] called Gus.
"Hello? Oh, hey [Y/N]. Need something?" He asked politely.
"Hey, Gus, I'm super sorry to call now. I had a favor to ask of you."
"Oh, sure. What is it?"
"I need you to start limiting how much Shane has, please. Three at max."
"Of course!" Gus hummed. "No problem, I'll talk to ya later [Y/N]."
"Thank you so much, see ya Gus." They hung up. [Y/N] glanced at Shane with a scowl. "I don't know how much longer I can handle this." They slept on the sofa that night.
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[Y/N] awoke with an incoherent mumble to the smell of food. They looked over to see Shane panicking, trying to turn off the stove while holding a pan away from the flame.
"No- dammit- fucking turn off- Please-" Shane yelped. Once he got it to turn off, he glanced over to see an amused [Y/N]. "..Eheh, did I wake you..?"
"No.. Surprisingly. What were you cooking?" They questioned. 
"Um.. Trying to make you an apology breakfast?" Shane smiled a little. "It- didn't turn out too good though.." He sighed. "I'm sorry, [Y/N]." Shane apologized. [Y/N] smiled softly.
"It's okay." They kissed the tip of his nose. He smiled. [Y/N] ended up making the two breakfast, despite Shane protesting saying that he should do it. Once it was done, Shane was grumbling lightly. "Oh hush and eat." [Y/N] teased, setting his plate in front of him. They sat across from him, starting to eat. Shane ate quietly. "Feeling alright, hon?" [Y/N] asked. Shane looked up.
"Huh? Oh.. yeah, yeah I'm fine.." He hummed.
"..Are you sure? Usually you're rather talkative during breakfast." They gently reminded. He sighed.
"..Just guilty, I guess.." Shane sighed, running a hand through his hair. [Y/N] gave a lil smile.
"As long as you stop drinking so much, hon, I forgive you.." They got up, going behind him. They tilted his head back, where they gave him a spiderman kiss. He smiled, kissing right back. [Y/N] pulled away gently. "Finish eating. Okay? Then if you like we can have a lazy day today.~" Shane seemed to perk up at that idea, nodding. "Alright.~" They kissed his cheek again before leaving the farmhouse to water crops real quick. [Y/N] loved on [P/N] for a few minutes before heading inside. Shane was washing the dishes up real quick. "Wanna cuddle on the couch?" [Y/N] asked with a sweet smile. Shane nodded. [Y/N] grabbed a few blankets and pillows, laying the pillows against the arm of the couch before laying down. Shane soon came over, laying atop [Y/N]. They giggled and pet Shane softly, smiling sweetly.
"[Y/N]?" Shane asked after a few minutes of comfortable silence.
"Yes, Shane?"
"...I love you." 
"I love you too.~" [Y/N] smiles, tilting his head up. He leaned forward, kissing their lips gently. They giggled, holding him close as they kissed back. Shane laid back down. The two cuddled for the rest of the day, a true lazy day.

They cuddled for the rest of the day, followed by more cuddling that night.
Shane did work on his drinking a bit, making [Y/N] happier than ever that he was a little less drunk now.