KNY/Demon Slayer On Crack.......Is..KNY/Demon Slayer On Crack. Litteraly.
This book of Crack features the Uppermoons, Lowermoons, and other demons and characters as well.
!Warning!
Lots, Of Chaos......and Crack.
Uppermoons Work At McDonald's Features all of the uppermoons, and some Hashira.
Other than that, with further-a-do, please enjoy.
This Crack filled "short" story.
Uppermoons Work At McDonald's
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○~Inside McDonald's, NightShift~○
"AAAAAAAA!" A high-pitched voice could be heard screaming on the top of their lungs. "KAIGAKU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" The feminine voice screamed at a particular someone before lashing out and hitting them on the hand repeatedly, causing the the wild burnt Pikachu to respond with a "STOP HITTING ME YOU BITCH-". Akaza, who was working the nightshift cash-register mentally facepalmed as all of the customers looked towards the back. "Everyone, please just hold on, and remain calm, while we continue to deal and manage wi- OWWWW YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK WAS THAT FOR YOU FUCKING BIT-" Akaza turned to see Kokushibo who was standing with Douma, who threw a brick at the back of his head. "Oh...heh- Kokushibo ..ah- nice to meet you.." Akaza awkwardly greet Kokushibo. "What do you mean? We have already met." Kokushibo raised a brow at Akaza, who's face lit up red in embarrassment. 'I swear I wanna tell this fool to shut the fuck fuckity fuck u-' "KAIGAKU YOU SHITTY ASS FUCK BOY!! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH!" Daki tripped and her chin made impact with the floor. "..." It was silence, and Kaigaku came back- looking over the counter he just dashed over from the ordering side with a 'OOOO that's gotta hurt' face. " "OWWWW- MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!! YOU MONSTERRR YOU YOU MADE ME GET A BRUISE!!!" Daki started whining as all if the surrounding uppermoons and customers just rolled their eyes. "Awh hell nah here we go agai-" "ONNNIIIIIIIIII-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" "BRO YOU ARE HURTING MY GOD-DAMN EARS SHUT THE FUCK UP-" Kaigaku screamed at Daki as she cried for her brother. "Shut the fuck up." Gyutaro walked in as slowly as a tortoise, tired as fuck. "AYOOO MAN CAN YOU RUN THEMMMM DIDGITS?" Some random guy sitting at one of the tables shouted at Gyutaro. "Shut the FUCK up." Gyutaro screamed.
"GUYS!!" Douma screamed as he ran into Daki on the ground, falling and hitting his head. Quickly getting up while getting weird looks and Akaza just looking dead asf inside, he stood proudly then took out something and held it in his hands like it was a special prize. "GUYS GUYS- I JUST FOUND THIS SPECIAL AMOUNG US POTION, AND ONLY ONE PERSON CAN DRINK IT..AND IT WILL MAKE THEM AND TURN THEM INTO AN SPECIAL GOLDEN AMOUNGUSIMPOSTER!!"
"Mann shut yo BITCHASSSSup. Akaza yelled at Douma.
"Ohh he ju-" Kaigaku was interrupted by someone tugging on his McDonald's Uniform and apron. "Which one of yall idiots took my last red crayon." Rui demanded.
"Douma...you DO know that litteraly NOBODY gives two fucks." Akaza groaned as more customers came flooding in cause of their new McChessy Fouble Bacon Pigs Butt Cow Foot Broccoli E-coli Burger Chicken Sandwich Advertizment Commercial.
(Which was ran by, ofc- me)
"HI you fat fuck welcome to McDonald's how may I take your order." Akaza completely messed up whatever he was supposed to say originally. "Uh...that was quite rude if you didn't know." The customer responded. "Oh yea sorry I didn't know let me re-fraze that for you," He continued. "Thank you-!" "I hate it here and I want you to go away as soon as possible so I can get this job done and go anywhere but her as soon as possible! " Akaza Yelled into the mic in a cheerful voice. "Excuse me surRrrRr but that is truly rude and not how you treat a customer, I want to speak to a manager about this. "
"Well excuse me, MaAAA' aAaaAm but I don't get paid enough for this shit I work minimum wage for 5 hours because this place is full of lazy fucks who don't give two shits while I'm working MY damn ass off only to get 13 or even 12 dollars an hour depending on how much of a good mood the boss is, now if you want your mouth you better shut the fuck up before I snatch it." Akaza rambled on, soon making the customer leave.
