We (do not) procrastinate
The babie
Y'ALL GUESS WHAT
Dumb Squirrel
Wht is it
The babie
I just found out Felix
has a secret admirer
Chicken who can't fly
I DO!? WTF SEND ME PICS
OF THEM ASAP
The babie
Isn't he hot 🥺
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Chicken who can't fly
BRO WTF MY EYES HURT
ISN'T THAT OLIVE OIL
The babie
B-but h-he's oPpAr mAteRiAL
Chicken who can't fly
DUDE NO HE'S FUCKING UGLY
mY brAin CElls jUsT dIeD
DON'T SWEAR IN FRONT OF
THE BABIE YOU FEMALE
DOG
Chicken who can't fly
JUST SAY BITCH IT'S NOT
THAT HARD
mY brAin CElls jUsT dIeD
IT IS HARD
IM NOT USED TO SWEARING
IN FRONT OF INNIE
Dumb squirrel
Wanna know what else
is hard ;)
THE CANDY JAR I HAVE
BEEN EATING IT FOR
ALMOST 30 MINUTES NOW
AND I COULDN'T EVEN TAKE
A BITE YET
Chicken who can't fly
Who the hell eats the
jar?
Dumb squirrel
I do the jar said it was
sweet on it but it tastes
like hell
Chicken who can't fly
First off what does hell
taste like
And second off
THE CANDY TASTES SWEET
AND NOT THE DAMN JAR
Dumb squirrel
Oh wait that explains it-
Chicken who can't fly
Who tf told you it was edible
Dumb squirrel
Noona did
Speaking of her she finally
got a boyfriend now
My cat stepped on a bee
Soonie stepped on a bee
Chicken who can't fly
Is she alright now?
Dumb squirrel
My daddy has to pee
mY brAin CElls jUsT dIeD
I do not need to pee
Dumb Squirrel
You're my dad not my
daddy......
mY brAin CElls jUsT dIeD
Then who is your daddy
Dumb squirrel
Minho is duhhh
My cat stepped on a bee
I do not need to pee
Wait hold up I do......
Brb imma go pee real quick
Chicken who can't fly
Someone pls save me from
this madness
JaY wHy pEe oPpAr
Don't worry love I will
The babie
The fuck
The babie has yeeted JaY wHy pEe oPpAr out of the group chat
mY brAin CElls jUsT dIeD
JEONGIN NO SWEARING
The babie
Sorry daddy
Chicken who can't fly
Yk what imma just-
Chicken who can't fly flew away from the group chat
My cat stepped on a bee
I thought he couldn't fly-
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A/n:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, human and aliens and non binary cuties, welcome to another episode of Erika forgetting to update her books.
She had promised she would update atleast 3 chapters a week, but alas, her dumbass forgot she had to update.
This is all we have for today, stay tuned for the next episode, until then, goodbye gay fuckers!
25th June 2022
WC: 468
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