Gravity Falls: Ask the characters!

Ask please!!!!

Mabel: hello everyone! and welcome to another episode of aaaaaask Mabel!!

Dipper: Mabel, this isn't one of your videos.

Mabel: Awwww....

Soos: That's right! It's time for thoughts with Soos!

Dipper: No, no, it's not that either. We're doing a-

Grunkle Stan: Money raising thingy!

Waddles: Oink!

Dipper: Just let me say it!

*silence*

Dipper: Thank you. As I was saying, we are doing a question/dare book!

Everyone: Oooooh!

Dipper: And we will now have some words from the author, River Song, AKA Jujay_Da_Moose. *uncomfortable silence* What's with that nickname, anyway?

River: Don't ask.

Mabel: OhmygoodnessIlovemooses!!!

River: *squeals* Yesssss!

Waddles: Oink!

Mabel: But not as much as you, Waddles! My squishy widdle piggy wiggy woo.....

River: Um, ooookay. So! I'm writing a question/dare book. Please tell me if you like it so far!

Dipper: Don't forget to ask questions!

Mabel: Bedazzle your face!

Grunkle Stan: Give me money!

Soos: Be cool, dudes!

Waddles: Oink!

River: And remember, you can ask/dare ANYONE. Bye!